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Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
« on: June 02, 2008, 09:37:29 PM » |
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I recently watched Beyond the Valley of the Dolls on FCM, and I actually had to watch the damn thing twice, mostly because it was so unbelieveable. Here's a couple of musical numbers... |
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Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2008, 09:59:09 PM » |
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For the record, I was NOT the fop in the black velvet jacket. Although I may have auditioned for the role. Nay, nay, I was THE auditioner. I was a superstar! (Almost.)
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Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2008, 10:04:01 PM » |
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I know you wanted to utter the immortal line:
'You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!!!!'
This thing was no mere B movie schlocker, either. It's credited with saving 20th Century Fox from bankruptcy....
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Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2008, 10:41:08 PM » |
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I know you wanted to utter the immortal line:
'You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!!!!' 'Ere this night does wane. |
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Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2008, 08:18:29 AM » |
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Didn't Roger Ebert write that?
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Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2008, 01:59:36 PM » |
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Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2008, 02:18:22 PM » |
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I recently watched Beyond the Valley of the Dolls on FCM, and I actually had to watch the damn thing twice, mostly because it was so unbelieveable.
They're rather different movies.  |
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Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2008, 02:21:23 PM » |
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Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2008, 02:37:27 PM » |
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I recently watched Beyond the Valley of the Dolls on FCM, and I actually had to watch the damn thing twice, mostly because it was so unbelieveable.
They're rather different movies. [/quote] I have to admit, I had never heard of either of those movies. That was 10 minutes of Wiki I'll never get back. What a bunch of garbage. |
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Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2008, 02:54:08 PM » |
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For the record, I was NOT the fop in the black velvet jacket. Although I may have auditioned for the role. Nay, nay, I was THE auditioner. I was a superstar! (Almost.)
BVD is a total hoot! One of the first really truly passionate lesbo scenes ever committed to the big screen, complete with a graphic but fully clothed mammary grab! |
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Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2008, 02:58:56 PM » |
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Why do you boys love to see girls kissing each other so much.  |
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Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2008, 03:06:43 PM » |
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Why do you boys love to see girls kissing each other so much. Truly a question for the ages. But to give you the best answer I can: because it rules. |
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Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2008, 03:19:52 PM » |
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Why do you boys love to see girls kissing each other so much. It's not just girls we like watching...we'll watch technically not girl aliens do it, too http://www.gametrailers.c...er/usermovies/128029.html |
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Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2008, 03:31:31 PM » |
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Why do you boys love to see girls kissing each other so much. Truly a question for the ages. But to give you the best answer I can: because it rules. Yes. 'Because it rules' is correct. |
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Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2008, 07:09:49 PM » |
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I know you wanted to utter the immortal line:
'You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!!!!' 'Ere this night does wane. This is my own thread and it's freaking me out!!! Didn't Roger Ebert write that?
Yup, and he definitely wins the film critic as writer award. Rex Reed helped write Myra Breckenridge, which was part of what put Fox in the toilet in the first place. Why do you boys love to see girls kissing each other so much. Truly a question for the ages. But to give you the best answer I can: because it rules. Yes. 'Because it rules' is correct. Judge for yourself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7kna4PTUDY |
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