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tiger woods out for year
« on: June 18, 2008, 09:00:52 AM »

http://msn.foxsports.com/...lf/story/8258466?MSNHPHMA
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Re: tiger woods out for year
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2008, 09:04:48 AM »

A.  Dumbass.

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"My doctors assure me with the proper rehabilitation and training, the knee will be strong and there will be no long-term effects."

Good luck.
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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2008, 09:20:24 AM »

holy crap  Shocked
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Re: tiger woods out for year
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2008, 09:25:19 AM »

Aske rejoices.

They (you know, them what says stuff) say that there's no such thing as one knee surgery. According to my extensive armchair quarterbacking analysis, he shouldn't have rushed his comeback. If only he'd called me first.
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Re: tiger woods out for year
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2008, 11:48:40 AM »

In my opinion we are witnessing someone who will be considered the greatest golfer to play the game. That being said, the needle on my cynic-meter is quickly approaching the redline with the knee.


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Re: tiger woods out for year
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2008, 11:52:30 AM »

In my opinion we are witnessing someone who will be considered the greatest golfer to play the game. That being said, the needle on my cynic-meter is quickly approaching the redline with the knee.


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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2008, 12:41:41 PM »

Oh that Fuzzy!  He So Smart.
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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2008, 01:20:30 PM »

A.  Dumbass.

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"My doctors assure me with the proper rehabilitation and training, the knee will be strong and there will be no long-term effects."

Good luck.


Yes, he was a dumbass - should have got it fixed right the first time.  But his doctors are correct - he'll be back without problems.

I not only stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night, I had ACL replacement and was swinging a club without issue in no time.

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Re: tiger woods out for year
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2008, 03:28:34 PM »

Now that Tigger looks like being out for the remainder of the year, does that mean that Stevie the Wonder Dog is unemployed??

I'm sure there's a Sanitation Department somewhere that's looking for workers....
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« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2008, 03:31:15 PM »

Stevie is New Zealander's highest paid sportsman, I'm sure he'll be okay, otherwise he can come over to Australia and sign on for the dole, like the rest of New Zealand. Shocked Shocked
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« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2008, 03:50:41 PM »

I don't think that being a caddy is terribly sportsman like...

He's definately New Zealand's highest paid Man Servant...  Shocked
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Re: tiger woods out for year
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2008, 03:55:46 PM »

My Dad called from work this morning saying he had some "breaking news" for me.  Well, hopefully after this time off, he'll be back on the course better than ever.


I really like having a dad who will call home with the latest sports updates. Cheesy
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Re: tiger woods out for year
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2008, 04:51:19 PM »

Now that Tigger looks like being out for the remainder of the year, does that mean that Stevie the Wonder Dog is unemployed??

I'm sure there's a Sanitation Department somewhere that's looking for workers....



Just a guess.
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« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2008, 05:00:52 PM »

Now that Tigger looks like being out for the remainder of the year, does that mean that Stevie the Wonder Dog is unemployed??

I'm sure there's a Sanitation Department somewhere that's looking for workers....



Just a guess.

That's not a sport, that's just dudes driving around in circles really fast..

With that finger point he's got going on there, would I be correct in assuming he's done some time in Minneapolis??
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Re: tiger woods out for year
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2008, 05:15:45 PM »

 Grin  LOL  He was here for the PGA when Tiger took second.  He needs work on his point.


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