Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly

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So, for now, are you keeping the bike in a bike locker at the train station or do you bring it along on the train?

Come on boys, don't go getting all skinny and anorexic on me, just remember when you get older men look better with grey hair and a bit of weight on them.

Including the plums swinging by the knees??

Allow me to elaborate:

A "Noah" is $100 bill.

When the $100 bill was first released it was white (see below image). People first referred to these as "Great White Sharks". Colloquially speaking using a rhyming slang, "Great White Sharks" becomes "Noahs Arks" which in turn is shortened to "Noah"



Whilst the new $100 bill is green, they're still referred to as "Noahs".



Here endeth todays lesson.

Carrying it on my car to the train in the morning, taking the bike on the train and then riding to work.  Repeat in mirror on the way home.   

The bikes on the train are indeed getting to be a problem.  Rumors are flying that they're taking some of the beater cars they bought from NJ and/or VA and turning them into bikes-only cars.  But I catch the 6:23 morning train and it's fairly empty when I get on.  After my stop and the next it is packed.  My bike's gonna be buried but since I get off at the last stop no worries.  I can easily beat the bus across town in SLC plus on the way home the useless things are always late.  It took me two hours from the moment I walked out the door until I walked in the door of the bike shop in my town.  Of that, roughly 45 minutes was spent waiting - 30 for TWO late buses and 15 because we missed a train by mere seconds (actually pressing the open door buttons right after they locked them and threw it into gear.)  The trains run like clockwork; I'll be saving a lot of time by riding in addition to getting the exercise.

Can't give you an actual report though.  I drove today.  Nine holes on the way in.   

It's complicated.

I don't go both ways.