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911. What's Your Emergency?
« on: August 06, 2008, 08:31:54 AM »

This *fudge*in' slot machine stole my money!

Fresh off the case of the missing sammich sauce........


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TAMPA, Fla...........An arrest report says 47-year-old Carlos Gutierrez was at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino early Monday and called 911 to say the slot machine stole his money.

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Re: 911. What's Your Emergency?
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2008, 09:31:56 AM »

lmao brilliant!
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Re: 911. What's Your Emergency?
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2008, 03:12:51 PM »

Now I know why Lions eat their young...
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Re: 911. What's Your Emergency?
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2008, 03:45:01 PM »

called 911 once when lawn mower won't start

didn't help but it took my mind off the frustration of it all
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