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[RANT] Ergonomics Suck

 
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[RANT] Ergonomics Suck
« on: September 08, 2008, 01:32:21 PM »

Last month we had some consultants from Houston perform an ergonomics survey in our control room offices.  Today, the results of said survey were revealed when some movers invaded my office and removed my very spacious, and very comfortable desk and chair. 

In its place, I got a $5K stick of a desk with electric motors to raise the height and angle, and some torture device looking thing of a chair...This sucks. Angry   My old desk had a ton of storage space, plenty of drawers and cabinents in which to store files, pens, pencils, rulers etc.  This *goshdarn* thing has *feces*.  All of my papers, files and supplies are sitting in two cardboard boxes, because get this, the these new desks do not come with any drawers or cabinents, nor are there any available for them...But I can raise it 6 *goshdarn* feet off of the ground, and I can tilt it to 45 degree angle. Angry Angry Angry

I have never been so uncomfortable in all of my life.  This really sucks.  I am convinced this is a ploy from upper management to get my fat ass out of the office and into the field where I belong, but *fudge* me, they could have at least asked me nicely first before pulling this *feces* on me. 
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Re: [RANT] Ergonomics Suck
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2008, 01:36:12 PM »

Can I interest you in a nice warm glass of htfu?
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Re: [RANT] Ergonomics Suck
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2008, 01:44:50 PM »

Can I interest you in a nice warm glass of htfu?
Leave me alone...Let me sit in my corner and pout peacefully.  I haven't the time, nor the patience for any shenanigans right now. Angry Angry Wink
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Re: [RANT] Ergonomics Suck
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2008, 02:08:41 PM »

Do these new fangled desks facilitate a "nooner" with your PA better than your old desk??
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Re: [RANT] Ergonomics Suck
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2008, 02:15:40 PM »

Can I interest you in a nice warm glass of htfu?
Leave me alone...Let me sit in my corner and pout peacefully.  I haven't the time, nor the patience for any shenanigans right now. Angry Angry Wink

Times like this want to make a man chuck the corporate business world, strike out on his own, and reach for the American dream of having your own place like a nice pub.

bummer.
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Re: [RANT] Ergonomics Suck
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2008, 02:20:12 PM »

Do these new fangled desks facilitate a "nooner" with your PA better than your old desk??

I suppose if one were blessed with such a situation, this new fangled desk would be much accommodating, and actually quite adventurous.  Now that you mention it, it does provide more room to rub one out so to speak, if I were so inclined.  
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Re: [RANT] Ergonomics Suck
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2008, 05:22:51 PM »

In its place, I got a $5K stick of a desk with electric motors to raise the height and angle, and some torture device looking thing of a chair...This sucks. Angry   ...But I can raise it 6 *goshdarn* feet off of the ground, and I can tilt it to 45 degree angle. Angry Angry Angry
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