Dunk
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Re: Facebooking With the Missus
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2009, 10:20:13 AM » |
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. . . Although I am one of the ones who got lucky and married a hottie.
I know what you mean. Isn't that great? Although I suspect if you're like me, it's not luck, it's skill.  Nope. 100% pure, unadulterated luck. What about the pressure of knowing deep down you are indeed inferior to your spouse? And it's only a matter of time before that fact eats at her until she can't hide it anymore. That's why a nice high spiraling 45-50 yard punt with no return is the best. You don't outpunt or underpunt your coverage and everyone is on an equal playing field a fair catch if you will. You gentlemen are playing with fire IMO. No rest for you guys trying to make your hotties happy. Good luck with that.   First of all, Spacey, give yourself some credit man!! Secondly, Walfredo, in Canadian Football, there is no fair catch. Every punt is returned. There is no touch back, there is no dead ball. The ball must be fielded and returned.  |
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Walfredo
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Re: Facebooking With the Missus
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2009, 10:23:31 AM » |
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Fair enough. But a long punt past your coverage may look nice, but it opens you up to more risk if you don't cover it effectively.
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For hither not, I am the stallion.
Come fear, come love, I am the stallion.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I am, I am the stallion, mang.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.
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Dunk
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Re: Facebooking With the Missus
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2009, 10:30:29 AM » |
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Fair enough. But a long punt past your coverage may look nice, but it opens you up to more risk if you don't cover it effectively.
True. And so far I haven't outkicked my coverage. |
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geo1
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Re: Facebooking With the Missus
« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2009, 11:15:28 AM » |
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. . . Although I am one of the ones who got lucky and married a hottie.
I know what you mean. Isn't that great? Although I suspect if you're like me, it's not luck, it's skill. Nope. 100% pure, unadulterated luck. I thank my lucky stars everyday. I still don't know how I scored! As far as I am concerned I won the LOTTO! |
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Dunk
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Re: Facebooking With the Missus
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2009, 11:18:41 AM » |
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. . . Although I am one of the ones who got lucky and married a hottie.
I know what you mean. Isn't that great? Although I suspect if you're like me, it's not luck, it's skill. Nope. 100% pure, unadulterated luck. I thank my lucky stars everyday. I still don't know how I scored! As far as I am concerned I won the LOTTO! Come on you guys!! Take some credit!  |
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spacey
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Re: Facebooking With the Missus
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2009, 11:42:59 AM » |
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'fredo- one of the things I consider myself very lucky for is the fact that she's also extremely low maintenance. I have to spend very little energy ensuring she's happy. dunk- don't get me wrong, she's lucky to have me too. |
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Clive
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Re: Facebooking With the Missus
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2009, 11:45:31 AM » |
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Did Walfredo just say his wife wasn't particularly attractive? Or did he merely call her a punt? Oh, she's a catch ... but only a "fair" one.
I enjoy a trophy wife. She's smart, beautiful, built like the proverbial brick *feces*house, is a great cook and mother, and everyone who meets her likes her. And I'll take credit for the catch, too: I have a certain village-idiot quality that appeals to women in much the same way as kittens in a basket of yarn; I can select tasteful, quality diamonds without hesitation; and I'm totally whipped.
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Walfredo
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Re: Facebooking With the Missus
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2009, 12:19:16 PM » |
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I knew someone would go there. My wife's hot. It's just that I'm hot too. I think we are equal in outside beauty. She has me beat totally in inner beauty though which is important. She's smart and very hard-working. She's great with people and is a great mother too. All that stuff but a crappy cook. I made that sacrifice out of love.
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For hither not, I am the stallion.
Come fear, come love, I am the stallion.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I am, I am the stallion, mang.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.
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stroh
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Re: Facebooking With the Missus
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2009, 12:32:55 PM » |
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I wasn't good looking enough to be gay.
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Aske
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Re: Facebooking With the Missus
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Re: Facebooking With the Missus
« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2009, 01:40:13 PM » |
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women are like tornados. In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, the car's gone, the house is gone..
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Clive
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Re: Facebooking With the Missus
« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2009, 04:29:27 PM » |
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I wasn't good looking enough to be gay. "If the only thing left of you was your smile and your gay pointing finger, you'd still be more of a man than anyone I've ever known." |
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Re: Facebooking With the Missus
« Reply #27 on: February 12, 2009, 08:31:42 AM » |
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You were poked by:
Susan - poke back|remove hmmmmm................. |
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stroh
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Re: Facebooking With the Missus
« Reply #28 on: February 12, 2009, 08:37:08 AM » |
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You were poked by:
Susan - poke back|remove hmmmmm................. LMAO |
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Clive
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Re: Facebooking With the Missus
« Reply #29 on: February 12, 2009, 08:50:56 AM » |
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In the interest of full disclosure, I poked Fuzzy a few days ago.
It changed my life.
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