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Facebooking With the Missus
« on: February 10, 2009, 03:17:44 PM »

My wife has been rocking the Facebook, and she drew me in.  So I register and set up an awesome profle, including this profile image:

I send her a friend-invite or whatever they're called.  Conversation ensues ...

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I will approve you when you change your picture!!!!!

I change the image to this:
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Howzzat?

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OK but I'm going to pretend you're my brother.

I change the image again, to this:
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There.

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This is why I did not click "Confirm" yet...

I change the image yet again, to this:
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OK, fine. I changed it. AGAIN.

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Where do you FIND these things?

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Hehe.

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You're going to be the only guy on Facebook whose wife is not his friend.

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Does this mean you're not my friend? Unrelated: [A coworker] isn't running today. I'm surprised how dependent I get on running partners. A month ago, I ran alone all the time and had no motivation issues.

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I am your friend in the real-life sense. I'll be your friend on Facebook when you post a real-life photo. And not of your genitals.

Go run already.


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I'm saddened at being force-fit into acceptable, comfortable societal norms.

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Not posting pictures of your genitals is not an unreasonable request.

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So to be clear, the limitation is pictures of MY genitals?

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I never should have married an attorney.

I changed it again, this time to:

Not sure if this Facebook thing is really going to work out for me.
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Re: Facebooking With the Missus
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2009, 03:40:49 PM »

Ummm..... Good Luck with that Shocked
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Re: Facebooking With the Missus
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2009, 04:00:09 PM »

Your wife must be a saint.
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Re: Facebooking With the Missus
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2009, 08:19:07 PM »

Facebook:   Disgusted


All the chicks at work are/were all about Facebook, 'til it got yanked at work.  Along with Youtube. Pain Chair Now it's personal.

Anyhoo.

Chicks at work:  stroh, you should totally do Facebook.
stroh:  No.
Chicks at work:  Why not?
stroh:   Roll Eyes
Dude at work:  Look at this:  This dude I haven't seen in forever knows this chick that knows this dude that I may know......

stroh:  That's why.

Chicks at work:  Come on.

whatever.

So I sign up. First *goshdarn* thing I see is Mr. X. wants to be your friend.

WTF??!!  This is the reason I didn't so it in the first *goshdarn* place!   What the hell kind of algorithm are they running?  Too *goshdarn* good I'll tell you that.

stroh:  yoink.  delete.

exit.

No Facebook here.
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Re: Facebooking With the Missus
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2009, 08:24:02 PM »

No facebook here either.  I spend enough time on golf forums as it is.
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Re: Facebooking With the Missus
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2009, 11:15:09 PM »

I finally signed up around the holidays.  I actually like it - got back in touch with a number of old friends.

Now I get to see which ones got fat, which ones are lesbians, who got lucky and married a hottie - then there's me, who hasn't done *feces* but live like a 20-something well beyond his expiration date  Undecided

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Re: Facebooking With the Missus
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2009, 06:27:51 AM »

I don't do the myspace or the facebooks either. 
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Re: Facebooking With the Missus
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2009, 06:39:15 AM »

I finally signed up around the holidays.  I actually like it - got back in touch with a number of old friends.

Now I get to see which ones got fat, which ones are lesbians, who got lucky and married a hottie - then there's me, who hasn't done *feces* but live like a 20-something well beyond his expiration date  Undecided


You say that like it's a bad thing.
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Re: Facebooking With the Missus
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2009, 07:08:34 AM »

Now I get to see ... which ones are lesbians, ...
In other words, every girl you dated.
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Re: Facebooking With the Missus
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2009, 07:58:06 AM »

LMAO @ this thread.

No Facebook here.
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Re: Facebooking With the Missus
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2009, 08:36:50 AM »

I pretty much echo Hobbit. Although I am one of the ones who got lucky and married a hottie.
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Re: Facebooking With the Missus
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2009, 09:10:02 AM »

. . . Although I am one of the ones who got lucky and married a hottie.
I know what you mean. Isn't that great? Although I suspect if you're like me, it's not luck, it's skill. Cool
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Re: Facebooking With the Missus
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2009, 09:25:06 AM »

. . . Although I am one of the ones who got lucky and married a hottie.
I know what you mean. Isn't that great? Although I suspect if you're like me, it's not luck, it's skill. Cool

No one likes a show off!

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Re: Facebooking With the Missus
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2009, 09:45:32 AM »

. . . Although I am one of the ones who got lucky and married a hottie.
I know what you mean. Isn't that great? Although I suspect if you're like me, it's not luck, it's skill. Cool
Nope. 100% pure, unadulterated luck.
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« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2009, 10:15:51 AM »

. . . Although I am one of the ones who got lucky and married a hottie.
I know what you mean. Isn't that great? Although I suspect if you're like me, it's not luck, it's skill. Cool
Nope. 100% pure, unadulterated luck.
What about the pressure of knowing deep down you are indeed inferior to your spouse?  And it's only a matter of time before that fact eats at her until she can't hide it anymore.  That's why a nice high spiraling 45-50 yard punt with no return is the best.  You don't outpunt or underpunt your coverage and everyone is on an equal playing field a fair catch if you will.  You gentlemen are playing with fire IMO.  No rest for you guys trying to make your hotties happy.  Good luck with that.   Devil   Grin
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For hither not, I am the stallion.
Come fear, come love, I am the stallion.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I am, I am the stallion, mang.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.
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