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« on: February 17, 2009, 04:44:56 PM »

http://www.nypost.com/sev...ging_onto_life_155631.htm
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« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2009, 08:22:21 PM »

Aren't we all "chimp victims" in some form?
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« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2009, 09:47:04 AM »

Aren't we all "chimp victims" in some form?

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The Connecticut woman viciously attacked by a 200-pound chimp who inexplicably went bananas remains in critical condition this afternoon and faces "life-changing, if not life-threatening injuries" to her face and hands, officials said.

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« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2009, 05:08:15 AM »

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Folks like Terry Wolf, Wildlife Director at Lion Country, have been begging the movie and TV industries for years not to portray chimpanzees as cute and cuddly... they are in fact, wild and powerful animals.

"A 200 pound chimpanzee has the equivalent strength of the Miami Dolphins offensive line... so if you can hold off five Miami Dolphins offensive linemen... you can hold off that chimp." said Wolf.
Although I suppose the answer would change if he'd said the offensive line of the Detroit Lions.
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