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Two kinds of people who piss me off
« on: October 09, 2006, 08:23:37 PM »

(1) I live in downtown Washington, DC.  As you can imagine, parking is scarce.  I usually end up parking in this one particular area in which only two cars can fit due to the signs that do not allow parking on either side.  Anyway, some jackass decides to park right in the middle between the two signs such that no car can fit either in front of or behind him.  Unbelievable.  If I had a junker, I'd use it to literally push his vehicle to the edge of the sign.

(2) I was in Costco earlier today.  While standing in line, a new checkout line opens up.  Rather than allow the next person in line to switch, some selfish prick at the back of the line runs up as fast as he could in order to be first.  I didn't realize it was a free-for-all.   Disgusted  I partially blame Costco, however, since the employee could have told the next person in the adjacent line to come over because he's about to open it.
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Re: Two kinds of people who piss me off
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2006, 08:25:33 PM »

I'm not a hot head, but I literally almost got in a fist fight with a guy at Home Depot because of #2.  Angry

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Re: Two kinds of people who piss me off
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2006, 08:58:52 PM »

I'm not a hot head, but I literally almost got in a fist fight with a guy at Home Depot because of #2.  Angry




glad (sad?) to see it's not just a thing that happens to me.

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Re: Two kinds of people who piss me off
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2006, 09:00:24 PM »

These people are just wasting oxygen, I'd like to give them a each a free pass for a ride in a suicide booth... here you go buddy, have one on me Shocked
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Re: Two kinds of people who piss me off
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2006, 09:55:38 PM »

#3 the guy who's in the next lane a good 30 feet behind you but as soon as you signal, he speeds up to block you out.
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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2006, 11:37:37 AM »

Regarding #2, if my kids aren't with me I usually come up with a verbal zinger that isn;t real helpful. Something like, "Wow, glad you got into line first. If I looked like you, I wouldn't want to be in public any longer than I had too, either. Thanks for thinking of me."

I know not real helpful, but it's a gift.
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Re: Two kinds of people who piss me off
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2006, 12:14:48 PM »

Regarding #2, if my kids aren't with me I usually come up with a verbal zinger that isn;t real helpful. Something like, "Wow, glad you got into line first. If I looked like you, I wouldn't want to be in public any longer than I had too, either. Thanks for thinking of me."

I know not real helpful, but it's a gift.

ROFL!!!!!  I don't think we would expect any less!! Grin
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« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2006, 12:32:51 PM »

Regarding #2, if my kids aren't with me I usually come up with a verbal zinger that isn;t real helpful. Something like, "Wow, glad you got into line first. If I looked like you, I wouldn't want to be in public any longer than I had too, either. Thanks for thinking of me."

I know not real helpful, but it's a gift.


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