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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #30 on: April 13, 2009, 04:13:22 PM » |
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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #31 on: April 15, 2009, 11:13:46 AM » |
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I have 8 or 9 pair, two of which are golf shoes, one is hiking/work boots, two are sandals, and one is baseball shoes.
I guess that makes me exquisitely hetero
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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #32 on: April 15, 2009, 12:02:01 PM » |
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less than a metro****ual and way less than a homer****ual
I have 4 pair of dress shoes (1 cordovan, 1 wingtip, 2 that are for sportcoats or bus casual hence less dressy than first two)
4 pairs of flip-flops
2 pairs of golf shoes
3 pairs of boots
1 pair of actual tennis shoes for playing tennis
2 pairs of slip-on loafers
1 pair of running shoes
4 pairs of casual sport like sneakers of the puma/pf flyer variety
All of these survived a recent spring cleaning purge of old clothes and such, or this would have been much higher.
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Jules
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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #33 on: April 16, 2009, 08:43:17 PM » |
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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #34 on: April 16, 2009, 08:57:37 PM » |
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I don't know who that is, and Uisce has already admitted he sits down to pee, so..... |
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MFAWG
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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #35 on: April 16, 2009, 09:06:48 PM » |
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sport like sneakers of the puma/pf flyer variety I've been coveting a pair! Soon as one of my pairs of Chucks wear out, I'll need some new high tops. http://www.pfflyers.com/mens/cousy-hi.php |
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Walfredo
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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #36 on: April 17, 2009, 06:31:55 AM » |
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The high tops are sweet. I have a pair of low tops, the number 5's. |
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You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.
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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #37 on: April 17, 2009, 09:06:51 AM » |
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less than a metro****ual and way less than a homer****ual
I have 4 pair of dress shoes (1 cordovan, 1 wingtip, 2 that are for sportcoats or bus casual hence less dressy than first two)
4 pairs of flip-flops
2 pairs of golf shoes
3 pairs of boots
1 pair of actual tennis shoes for playing tennis
2 pairs of slip-on loafers
1 pair of running shoes
4 pairs of casual sport like sneakers of the puma/pf flyer variety
All of these survived a recent spring cleaning purge of old clothes and such, or this would have been much higher.
Dude, and i use that term loosely. You own 21 pairs of shoes the way i count. That's so ghey you can't even see metro****ual from where you are.   |
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Walfredo
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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #38 on: April 17, 2009, 11:05:29 AM » |
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less than a metro****ual and way less than a homer****ual
I have 4 pair of dress shoes (1 cordovan, 1 wingtip, 2 that are for sportcoats or bus casual hence less dressy than first two)
4 pairs of flip-flops
2 pairs of golf shoes
3 pairs of boots
1 pair of actual tennis shoes for playing tennis
2 pairs of slip-on loafers
1 pair of running shoes
4 pairs of casual sport like sneakers of the puma/pf flyer variety
All of these survived a recent spring cleaning purge of old clothes and such, or this would have been much higher.
Dude, and i use that term loosely. You own 21 pairs of shoes the way i count. That's so ghey you can't even see metro****ual from where you are. Fair enough But I don't know any homo's or metro's for that matter that can build their own golf clubs let alone MOI match an iron set. So there. |
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For hither not, I am the stallion.
Come fear, come love, I am the stallion.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I am, I am the stallion, mang.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.
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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #39 on: April 17, 2009, 05:27:58 PM » |
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less than a metro****ual and way less than a homer****ual
I have 4 pair of dress shoes (1 cordovan, 1 wingtip, 2 that are for sportcoats or bus casual hence less dressy than first two)
4 pairs of flip-flops
2 pairs of golf shoes
3 pairs of boots
1 pair of actual tennis shoes for playing tennis
2 pairs of slip-on loafers
1 pair of running shoes
4 pairs of casual sport like sneakers of the puma/pf flyer variety
All of these survived a recent spring cleaning purge of old clothes and such, or this would have been much higher.
Dude, and i use that term loosely. You own 21 pairs of shoes the way i count. That's so ghey you can't even see metro****ual from where you are. Fair enough But I don't know any homo's or metro's for that matter that can build their own golf clubs let alone MOI match an iron set. So there. Atleast now I know I'm neither a homo or a metro  |
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #40 on: April 17, 2009, 05:49:59 PM » |
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I don't know who that is, and Uisce has already admitted he sits down to pee, so..... You'd never catch Carrie Bradshaw in a pair of these... So there.  Unless she was using them as a feed bag. |
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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #41 on: April 17, 2009, 10:03:40 PM » |
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The high tops are sweet. I have a pair of low tops, the number 5's. Weird, very ghey question: Do they size normal? Vans are always small to me, and Converse the opposite. Adidas also seem tight. A little tight is OK for skate shoes. I'm probably going to have to order online and I've had BAD lucj doing that before. |
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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #42 on: April 17, 2009, 10:05:56 PM » |
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I really am Imelda.I turned a thread about owning too many shoes into a shopping expedition.
OTOH, one can never have too many canvas shoes with vulcanized soles and white rubber toecaps, LOL...
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The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich quick theory of life. -- Teddy Roosevelt
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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #43 on: April 19, 2009, 05:52:25 PM » |
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I don't know who that is, and Uisce has already admitted he sits down to pee, so.....  |
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Walfredo
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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #44 on: April 20, 2009, 06:17:20 AM » |
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The high tops are sweet. I have a pair of low tops, the number 5's. Weird, very ghey question: Do they size normal? Vans are always small to me, and Converse the opposite. Adidas also seem tight. A little tight is OK for skate shoes. I'm probably going to have to order online and I've had BAD lucj doing that before. I'll check when I get home to be sure. From what I recall, they are pretty true to size. |
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For hither not, I am the stallion.
Come fear, come love, I am the stallion.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I am, I am the stallion, mang.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.
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