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How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?

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Question: How many pairs of shoes should a heterosexual man own?
One black, one brown - 0 (0%)
less than 10 - 5 (41.7%)
More than 30 is still OK - 5 (41.7%)
Shoes? Who needs shoes - 2 (16.7%)
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How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« on: April 11, 2009, 03:57:56 PM »

There are NO LESS than 20 pairs of shoes here, PLUS 2 pairs of golf shoes and 2 pairs of work boots (one in truck, one at work)

Just call me Imelda...
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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2009, 04:00:12 PM »

2 pairs Docs (1 steel toe)
1 pair golf shoes
1 pair dress blacks
1 pair dress browns
1 pair xtrainers
1 pair (real) tennis shoes
1 pair basketball shoes


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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2009, 04:12:06 PM »

I have more 'Athletic' shoes than that.

I forgot the pair of sk8 shoes in my sk8 bag.

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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2009, 04:14:58 PM »

1 pair dress shoes
2 pair casual shoes (including 'sneakers')
4 pair work boots
DONE
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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2009, 04:35:58 PM »

A worthy question.  The discussion of which always succumbs to a flamefest over the status of flip-flops. 

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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2009, 05:29:27 PM »

1 pair dress shoes
2 pair casual shoes (including 'sneakers')
4 pair work boots
DONE

Nobody will ever doubt your status as a manly man.

Flip flops are not 'Shoes', but they are footwear. I own no flip flops, having opted for either Bite sandals or Hurley slipons in that department.

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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2009, 05:39:46 PM »

I have 4 pairs of flip-flops (yup, 4 pairs, bitches. How you like me now?)
2 pairs of other sandals
8 pairs of dress shoes
2 pairs of motorcycle boots
3 pairs of Doc Marten boots
3 pairs of athletic shoes
2 pairs of Vans
2 pairs of Keens
2 pairs of Merrells
2 pairs of golf shoes
2 pairs of hiking boots
and probably 5 or 6 other pairs of miscellaneous shoes.
That's just off the top of my head. Is that more than 10?

Oddly enough, I wear the same pair of shoes pretty much every *goshdarn* day.
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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2009, 06:05:08 PM »

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Oddly enough, I wear the same pair of shoes pretty much every *goshdarn* day.

That's the rub. I could get rid of everything but the Hurley's, 1 pair of Chucks, Vans prison issues, 1 pair of 'Dress' shoes and be good .
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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2009, 06:29:29 PM »

I own so many pairs of shoes, it's disturbing.  I tallied them up a few years ago and it was embarrassing.

Off the top of my head, I can think of:
1 pair black dress shoes
1 pair black casual shoes
1 pair brown casual shoes
1 pair black golf shoes
1 pair brown golf shoes
1 pair white, sneaker golf shoes
1 pair volleyball shoes
1 pair rollerblades
1 pair hiking boots
2 pair flipflops
1 pair tevas
1 pair workboots
1 pair ski boots
1 pair running shoes

The main rotation is probably: flipflops, black casual shoes, running shoes, tevas.
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« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2009, 06:34:51 PM »

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1 pair rollerblades

The 80's called. They want the fruitboots back... Devil
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« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2009, 06:36:44 PM »

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1 pair rollerblades

The 80's called. They want the fruitboots back... Devil

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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2009, 07:54:38 PM »


1 pair dress shoes
3 pair casual shoes (including 'sneakers')
2 pair work boots
2 pair golf shoes
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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2009, 08:03:35 PM »

1 black dress
3 casual (one black, one brown, one tan)
3 casual athletic (sneaker-like)
5 running shoes  (Huh?  I need to recycle at least 3 pairs)
1 basketball shoes
3 flip-flops (put me in the "they count as shoes" group)
1 winter boots
1 hiking boots
1 "work" boots
1 golf shoes
1 cycling shoes
1 snowboard boots
1 slippers


 Shocked  Great question. I didn't realize I had so much footwear lying around.
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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2009, 08:10:24 PM »

LMAO!  This thread rocks!

I think I'm Mr. Thrifty.  "Oh, you don't need all them *fudge*in' shoes......"

Funny thing is , I'm a complete and utter fraud.  After this thread, I look around, and I got shoes everywhere.

My list is really no different than the ones above.  And not unlike spacey, it seems I wear the same fookin' pair every day.
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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2009, 08:14:36 PM »

Hmmmmmm.....

3 flip-flops (spacey has me by 1, and yes uisce - they count)
3 golf shoes
1 golf sandals  Watching you
2 black shoes (one dress, one more casual)
4 brown shoes (2 dress, 2 casual)
2 'tennis' shoes (one for grass mowin, one for whateva)
2 house slippers
1 boots
2 football boots (soccer shoes)

and about 4 other pairs of old shoes that i just haven't thrown out yet.

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