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Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2009, 03:29:55 PM » |
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The most important thing you should remember other than not peeing on yourself, is that any more than two shakes is a wank...
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Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2009, 09:56:48 PM » |
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..and, that regardless of the amounts of shake (wank or not eligible), the last drop will fall on the underpants.
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Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2009, 10:58:01 PM » |
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Of course, this begs the question, "What the hell were you looking for when you came across those links?"
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Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2009, 11:18:54 PM » |
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Of course, this begs the question, "What the hell were you looking for when you came across those links?"
I was wearing shorts at a urinal today and felt an unusual amount of splash. Doubting my technique, when I got home, I googled: "urinal aim splash". |
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stroh
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Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2009, 05:03:11 AM » |
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Of course, this begs the question, "What the hell were you looking for when you came across those links?"
I was wearing shorts at a urinal today and felt an unusual amount of splash. Doubting my technique, when I got home, I googled: "urinal aim splash".   I doubt your technique is in question. I blame poor design on the part of the facility. |
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Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2009, 05:52:13 AM » |
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I sit down to pee. Partially cuz I'm lazy. Mostly cuz someone keeps stealing the step stool.
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stroh
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Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2009, 06:40:54 AM » |
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I sit down to pee.
X2, as evidenced in some of the drives and putts I hit. |
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Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2009, 08:18:26 AM » |
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Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2009, 09:10:55 AM » |
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Of course, this begs the question, "What the hell were you looking for when you came across those links?"
I was wearing shorts at a urinal today and felt an unusual amount of splash. Doubting my technique, when I got home, I googled: "urinal aim splash". I doubt your technique is in question. I blame poor design on the part of the facility. Here's an interesting asymmetrical urinal design: Hygenix TM Men's Anti-Splashback Asymmetrical Urinal: U.S. Patent # 5,027,448 http://www.marketlaunchers.com/wilkins.html  |
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Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2009, 10:46:51 AM » |
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Are those coin operated, I wonder? |
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Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2009, 04:28:20 PM » |
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..and, that regardless of the amounts of shake (wank or not eligible), the last drop will fall on the underpants.
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Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back
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The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
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