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Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back
« on: April 14, 2009, 03:25:28 PM »

I'm usually a center/back wall kind of guy, but I'm thinking of updating my technique after a couple of bad sessions.

What’s the normal technique for peeing in a urinal?
http://www.thechurning.co...u-for-peeing-in-a-urinal/

How to Use a Urinal without Splashing Yourself
http://www.ehow.com/how_2...l-splashing-yourself.html
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« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2009, 03:29:55 PM »

The most important thing you should remember other than not peeing on yourself, is that any more than two shakes is a wank...
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Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2009, 09:56:48 PM »

..and, that regardless of the amounts of shake (wank or not eligible), the last drop will fall on the underpants.
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Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2009, 10:58:01 PM »

Of course, this begs the question, "What the hell were you looking for when you came across those links?"
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Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2009, 11:18:54 PM »

Of course, this begs the question, "What the hell were you looking for when you came across those links?"

I was wearing shorts at a urinal today and felt an unusual amount of splash.  Doubting my technique, when I got home, I googled: "urinal aim splash".
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Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2009, 05:03:11 AM »

Of course, this begs the question, "What the hell were you looking for when you came across those links?"

I was wearing shorts at a urinal today and felt an unusual amount of splash.  Doubting my technique, when I got home, I googled: "urinal aim splash".

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I doubt your technique is in question.  I blame poor design on the part of the facility.
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Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2009, 05:52:13 AM »

I sit down to pee.  Partially cuz I'm lazy.  Mostly cuz someone keeps stealing the step stool.
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Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2009, 06:40:54 AM »

I sit down to pee. 

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Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2009, 08:18:26 AM »

This thread rocks!  Thumbs Up

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Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2009, 09:10:55 AM »

Of course, this begs the question, "What the hell were you looking for when you came across those links?"

I was wearing shorts at a urinal today and felt an unusual amount of splash.  Doubting my technique, when I got home, I googled: "urinal aim splash".

 Laughing   Thumbs Up

I doubt your technique is in question.  I blame poor design on the part of the facility.

Here's an interesting asymmetrical urinal design:

Hygenix TM Men's Anti-Splashback Asymmetrical Urinal:  U.S. Patent # 5,027,448
http://www.marketlaunchers.com/wilkins.html
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Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2009, 09:20:27 AM »

Surprised gleek hasn't already taken the thread this direction.  Grin





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Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2009, 10:46:51 AM »


Are those coin operated, I wonder?
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Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2009, 04:28:20 PM »

..and, that regardless of the amounts of shake (wank or not eligible), the last drop will fall on the underpants.

I'm not sure how or why you know that last part??
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Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2009, 08:36:15 PM »

I can't type, I'm still peeing myself laughing at this thread. Grin Grin Grin
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