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Caption Contest
« on: December 28, 2006, 08:16:11 AM »

Take the content warning tag seriously.  Not pr÷˝, but very NSFW.

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2006, 08:23:26 AM »


Redneck dendrophiles rejoiced as BillyJoJimBob made the ultimate fetish toy.
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« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2006, 09:40:00 AM »

Considered to be the latest in terrorist missile technology as well as a direct threat to the First Family, the "Bush Seeker" missile system was recently uncovered by this member of the Alabama National Guard.
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2006, 10:01:14 AM »

Jessica Simpson...where?
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2006, 10:25:32 AM »

If your erection last more than four hours.........

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2006, 10:38:54 AM »

Rodney discovered proof that Bigfoot exist when he entered the forest during the mating season....
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2006, 10:48:41 AM »

Ornithologists rejoiced when increased sightings of Picoides pubescens (Downy Woodpecker) were reported after much hard manual chopper work improved the habitat.
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2006, 10:50:47 AM »

Since I can't actually view the picture here at work (imageshack is blocked by our firewall) I'm wondering if the actual image is anywhere near as strange as the one I'm creating in my head from the captions so far.
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« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2006, 10:52:33 AM »

Since I can't actually view the picture here at work (imageshack is blocked by our firewall) I'm wondering if the actual image is anywhere near as strange as the one I'm creating in my head from the captions so far.
No doubt stimulating your cerebral cortex.....
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2006, 10:57:18 AM »

Since I can't actually view the picture here at work (imageshack is blocked by our firewall) I'm wondering if the actual image is anywhere near as strange as the one I'm creating in my head from the captions so far.
No doubt stimulating your cerebral cortex.....


and hopefully nothing else
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2006, 10:59:30 AM »

This may help.

So, your out in the woods, I dunno, camping, hunting, whatever.  If you grab the chainsaw, and fell like gettin' all Da Vinci, is that the first thing that comes to mind?
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2006, 11:00:37 AM »

This may help.

So, your out in the woods, I dunno, camping, hunting, whatever.  If you grab the chainsaw, and fell like gettin' all Da Vinci, is that the first thing that comes to mind?
or think of Woody Woodpecker! Grin
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2006, 11:19:10 AM »

I mean, unless there's female lumberjack, **** addicts out there, what dude,............
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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2006, 11:21:28 AM »


or think of Woody Woodpecker! Grin

Hehe, he was my influence for my caption, first thing I thought of when I saw it.

Not that I did 'saw' it, or chop it or touch it in any way.





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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2006, 11:25:12 AM »

Uhoh, my wife happened to spot the pic, her caption is....

After many years of dropping subtle hints around the trailer Martha was finally rewarded when Jim Bob Bubba III finally got her the perfect Christmas gift.
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