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Look, lady:
« on: October 03, 2009, 12:06:40 PM »

They're just eggs.

There are 2 sizes and 2 quantities.

The 'Organic Brown Shelled Free Range Save The Freaking Planet Eggs' are in a completely different section.

This section is for good old fashioned steroid enhanced eggs hopefully with extra cholesterol and lingering radiation.

There just isn't ANY REASON AT ALL for you to block the whole farking section with 2 *goshdarn* shopping carts while you stare vacantly at them. I actually walked by the first time, came back after a couple of minutes, at which point you were opening EVERY FREAKING CARTON, staring inside and then putting them back. WTF? If they're broken, put them aside. Otherwise, get your *goshdarn* eggs and get the *fudge* out of my way. I'm hungry!
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Re: Look, lady:
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2009, 12:15:04 PM »

I bet she plays violin.
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Re: Look, lady:
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2009, 12:27:53 PM »

What do you have against organic brown eggs?
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Re: Look, lady:
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2009, 12:29:50 PM »

I bet she plays violin.

Nope. They apparently emptied all the 'Assisted Living 55 and over apartment complexes' in Metro King County this AM and brought every single resident to the already WAY too farking crowded Fred Meyer in Renton to wander the aisles.
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Re: Look, lady:
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2009, 12:33:28 PM »

What do you have against organic brown eggs?

Not a thing. If I want organic, I have a friend who has chickens who will usually give them to me. Unfortunately, he lives about an hour away.
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Re: Look, lady:
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2009, 01:18:19 PM »

MFAWG channelling Aske = LOLOL
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