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« on: October 29, 2009, 07:38:51 PM »

Math.   Angry

Long rant typed up, and....never mind.  I'll speak to a teacher.

How the *fudge* does something times something equal less?

1/2 * 1/2 = 1/4?  Doesn't "times"/ multiply mean "make more"?  See:  Rabbits.   
How the *fudge* can I start with half a *fudge*in' pizza and [sarcasm]multiply[/sarcasm] and end up with less *fudge*in' pizza than I started? 

Oh, gets better!  Let's divide it!  I start with 1/2 a pizza and the next thing you know,  I'm farkin' Heyzoos with loafs and fishes!  Bam!  Whole.   
 
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« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2009, 07:56:34 PM »

This made me feel better:



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« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2009, 08:11:30 PM »


This made me feel better:




That made me feel better too.  That kicks ass!

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« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2009, 08:28:38 PM »

I wanted to see it bounce.

Maybe this helps:
1/2 x 1/2 = 1/4
.5 x .5 = .25

Or you can just press the "I believe" button, crack open a cold one, and say "what the *fudge* does this have to do with real estate?"
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« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2009, 08:46:35 PM »

Math.   Angry

Long rant typed up, and....never mind.  I'll speak to a teacher.

How the *fudge* does something times something equal less?

1/2 * 1/2 = 1/4?  Doesn't "times"/ multiply mean "make more"?  See:  Rabbits.   
How the *fudge* can I start with half a *fudge*in' pizza and [sarcasm]multiply[/sarcasm] and end up with less *fudge*in' pizza than I started? 

Oh, gets better!  Let's divide it!  I start with 1/2 a pizza and the next thing you know,  I'm farkin' Heyzoos with loafs and fishes!  Bam!  Whole.   
 
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In the realm of arithmetic on the set of real numbers,  multiplication is simply {repeated} addition.    There is an implied zero in your bolded,  add  one half , of your half to zero.  1/4.  That is the concept, #s aside.   Just as 3*(1/2)=1.5   ( Add 3 1/2's to 0 ....)
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In the realm of arithmetic on the set of real numbers,  multiplication is simply {repeated} addition.    There is an implied zero in your bolded,  add  one half , of your half to zero.  1/4.  That is the concept, #s aside.   Just as 3*(1/2)=1.5   ( Add 3 1/2's to 0 ....)

Why would adding my half to my other half work towards zero, as opposed to one?

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             0  1/4    1/2     3/4     1
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« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2009, 08:58:56 PM »



In the realm of arithmetic on the set of real numbers,  multiplication is simply {repeated} addition.    There is an implied zero in your bolded,  add  one half , of your half to zero.  1/4.  That is the concept, #s aside.   Just as 3*(1/2)=1.5   ( Add 3 1/2's to 0 ....)

Why would adding my half to my other half work towards zero, as opposed to one?

<----------------------------------->
             0  1/4    1/2     3/4     1

Re-read what I said,   you aren't adding the 1/2 (or anything therein) !to the 1/2! .  You're adding 1/2 OF the 1/2 to Zero.   When you do 3*3,  are you adding 3*3 (3+3+3) to an (initial) 3?   no, you would get 12 then.....  When you do 3*2, are you adding it to an initial 3?  no.  think how 3*1 and 3*0  work... you get the idea....  right ?   just because you've moved off the integers into fractions, the idea is the same. 
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« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2009, 09:05:01 PM »

Holy *feces*, I understand the concept but you just lost me.
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« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2009, 09:08:22 PM »



Re-read what I said,   


I did, about 14 times.   Sad

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you aren't adding the 1/2 (or anything therein) !to the 1/2! .
I get that.

 
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You're adding 1/2 of the 1/2 to Zero. 
 

That kinda makes sense.


I've spent so much time explaining fractions......Oy.

I'd rather explain "Suck my *8==>*."
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« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2009, 09:11:01 PM »

I guess there's no hope of explaining division as repeated subtraction then....    Devil
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« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2009, 09:12:20 PM »

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The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich quick theory of life. -- Teddy Roosevelt
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« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2009, 09:18:55 PM »

LMFAO
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« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2009, 09:21:54 PM »



Re-read what I said,   


I did, about 14 times.   Sad

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you aren't adding the 1/2 (or anything therein) !to the 1/2! .
I get that.

 
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You're adding 1/2 of the 1/2 to Zero. 
 

That kinda makes sense.


I've spent so much time explaining fractions......Oy.

I'd rather explain "Suck my *8==>*."

Hahahaha
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« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2009, 09:48:55 PM »



Day At The Park:  Le Film Noir per stroh.

Act [1]
Scene [1]:  Exterior. Day.  Pleasant day at the park.  A large crowd has formed around a grey bearded man.  The crowd is showing great excitement.

Scene [2]  Exterior.  Day.  The crowd gasps, and applauds as a large explosion booms, an a massive smoke ring rises above the grey bearded man.

Scene [3] Exterior.  Day. Children rush towards the center of the park.

Scene [4]  Exterior  Day. 2 hours later.   Introduce man, late 40's, stoic, known as:  County Forensics investigator.

Scene [5]  Exterior Day.  A child lay lifeless, apparently with head crushed from an anvil falling from some height.

Scene  [6]  Exterior Day.   Standing over child:
{dialogue}[County forensics investigator]   "So........"


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« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2009, 09:55:52 PM »

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