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Can You ... Haiku?
« on: January 08, 2007, 08:33:11 PM »

Has this website been so christened yet?

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Re: Can You ... Haiku?
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2007, 09:17:28 PM »

I'll be the first, maybe only, to admit that I have no idea how to form a haiku.  I just don't get it at all.  Just looks like someone knocked over a Scrabble board.  It simply doesn't click for me.

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Re: Can You ... Haiku?
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2007, 09:34:11 PM »

You do and you'll clean it up.
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Re: Can You ... Haiku?
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2007, 09:42:22 PM »

It's poetry in 3 lines, of syllables, of 5, 7, 5.......

Although, as I type this, me thinks you are yankin' me chain.
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Re: Can You ... Haiku?
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2007, 09:49:17 PM »

I didn't plan for this.
It's already late tonight.
I grab three per trip.
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Re: Can You ... Haiku?
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2007, 10:28:02 PM »

Hmmm I called it a night in chat;  I got stuck.
Couldn't keep up, damn the luck.
Just one more pass by the keg........
and a stop here to lift up my leg.......
But I prosed a limerick, not Haiku, what the fuk?
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Re: Can You ... Haiku?
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2007, 09:47:56 AM »

Stroh's Haiku Be Wrong
Six Syllables In Line One
Maddie, Set Him Straight
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« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2007, 10:25:39 AM »

Nuked meal stuck to plate.
Soft breeze caresses the boys.
Wife travels this week.
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Re: Can You ... Haiku?
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2007, 10:36:00 AM »

It's way too early
This coffee is really bad
Wish I had slept more
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« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2007, 10:42:54 AM »

Nuked meal stuck to plate.
Soft breeze caresses the boys.
Wife travels this week.

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« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2007, 10:51:49 AM »

Nuked meal stuck to plate.
Soft breeze caresses the boys.
Wife travels this week.

I thought dog name Monte,

Soft Breeze sounds much more horselike,

Oh I still feel ill.

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« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2007, 10:53:00 AM »

What is it about 5-7-5 you people don't understand?  Angry
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Re: Can You ... Haiku?
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2007, 10:54:15 AM »

Extra syllable
Plagues me as I struggle with
Stupid haiku format.
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« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2007, 10:56:58 AM »

Monte isn't pronounced Mont?

Is it 2 like Mount me?

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Re: Can You ... Haiku?
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2007, 10:58:02 AM »

Monte isn't pronounced Mont?

Is it 2 like Mount me?

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As in Count of Monte Cristo
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