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Refugee from FGI
« on: January 09, 2007, 08:12:11 AM » |
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Since I can't log on to FGI I have finally decided to declare my refugee status. I need food, water, medical supplies, and lots of moolah. An AK-47 would be nice too. Your donations should be delivered in the following manner:
Oldprof (the old fat guy with a gray beard)
Last location: Unknown as he was in a confused state of mind and slogging westward through the Everglades in hopes of reaching Naples, Florida. Therefore, you should make multiple airdrops of supplies west of the Miccosukee Indian Casino and Resort on Tamiami Trail (S.W. 8th Street).
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Re: Refugee from FGI
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2007, 08:14:43 AM » |
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Welcome.
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Re: Refugee from FGI
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2007, 08:17:12 AM » |
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lol Welcome, Oldprof!  |
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JDerion
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Re: Refugee from FGI
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2007, 08:30:35 AM » |
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Welcome oldprof!
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Sigurdur Hjartarson is a douche bag
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Re: Refugee from FGI
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2007, 08:31:56 AM » |
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Welcome! We have no "moolah".......unless moolah means 'lots of beer and liquor'  |
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From Oh the Places You'll Go, by Dr. Seuss (Theodor Geisel)
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Re: Refugee from FGI
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2007, 08:36:27 AM » |
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Welcome Oldprof.
Since we know where you have been, please report to the de-lousing facility in the far north corner.
It's just standard refugee procedure.
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Re: Refugee from FGI
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2007, 08:38:43 AM » |
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Once you are finished with delousing, please report to Aske for "reprogramming."
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JDerion
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Re: Refugee from FGI
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2007, 08:39:09 AM » |
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Welcome Oldprof.
Since we know where you have been, please report to the de-lousing facility in the far north corner.
It's just standard refugee procedure.
Yes, do it or I'll moderate you so hard your ancestors will cry. |
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Sigurdur Hjartarson is a douche bag
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Aske
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Re: Refugee from FGI
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2007, 09:07:58 AM » |
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Once you are finished with delousing, please report to Aske for "reprogramming."
It was hard for him to accept too, the first time he heard these words... But he changed. He let them take away the pain. Just was you will change when you realize the threshold to the Underverse will be crossed only by those who have embraced the Necromonger faith, by those of you who will right now, drop to your knees, and ask, to be purified. |
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Re: Refugee from FGI
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2007, 09:10:08 AM » |
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Welcome.
As part of the golfho's membership is a free trial homestudy course on Extreme Metal Drumming. Enroll today!
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Re: Refugee from FGI
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2007, 09:12:34 AM » |
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Welcome.
As part of the golfho's membership is a free trial homestudy course on Extreme Metal Drumming. Enroll today!
you forgot the link, dood. |
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Re: Refugee from FGI
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2007, 09:14:13 AM » |
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LOL
Welcome Oldprof.
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dyno
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Re: Refugee from FGI
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2007, 09:24:23 AM » |
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I'm at werk. No link. Mad Xtreme Internet Use Monitoring  |
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Re: Refugee from FGI
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2007, 10:35:06 AM » |
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Welcome.  |
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Re: Refugee from FGI
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2007, 11:30:37 AM » |
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