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So I says to myself...
« on: January 09, 2007, 09:03:45 PM »

Fore? (I says. I always call myself fore for some reason. Don't know exactly why that is cuz my name's Jim which sounds nothing like fore... Doesn't even have the same number of letters. I've just always called myself fore and never, until now that is, gave it any thought. It's not cuz that's what I have to yell at the golf course all the time, usually I yell <expletive deleted> so this fore bit really has me puzzled. I think it all goes back to when I was a lad growing up in the wilds of Cape Cod and that nice Kennedy man offered me some beer and a hooker... Wish I could remember the name of that beer... Where was I? Oh yeah! Nope, that wasn't it... That either. Wow, you really shouldn't let me get sidetracked like that. Now I remember, pretzels! Sure are tasty. Think I'll get a beer to go with it.)

     What?
Nothing.
     You said "fore".
I did?
     Yup
Oh... You got any pretzels? This place is pretty cool but it's a little light on the snacks.
     FGI didn't have snacks either.
No kiddin, why do you think I'm lookin for somewhere else to hang out?
     Good point.

Somebody wanna pass the pretzels? Oh, and Hi! Wave   
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Re: So I says to myself...
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2007, 09:09:00 PM »

I saw your FiGS postings today and wondered if you'd be on over.

Welcome.

(My shot-online HO dominance took a massive kick in the balls this time)

If spaceage offers you peanut butter for the snacks, just make sure it's not warm.

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Re: So I says to myself...
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2007, 09:11:08 PM »

hola.
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Re: So I says to myself...
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2007, 09:13:17 PM »

I'm still mad at you for stealing my prize.
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Re: So I says to myself...
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2007, 09:18:05 PM »


Somebody wanna pass the pretzels? Oh, and Hi! Wave   

Hello!
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Re: So I says to myself...
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2007, 09:40:17 PM »

Welcome. Warm peanut butter for your pretzels?
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Re: So I says to myself...
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2007, 09:45:08 PM »

Welcome!
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Re: So I says to myself...
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2007, 09:48:05 PM »

Welcome. Warm peanut butter for your pretzels?

Peanut butter on pretzels?  Never heard of that before...
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Re: So I says to myself...
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2007, 09:49:00 PM »

Welcome. Warm peanut butter for your pretzels?

Peanut butter on pretzels?  Never heard of that before...

It's really good. You should give it a try sometime.
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Re: So I says to myself...
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2007, 09:50:38 PM »

pretzels, are knot bread.
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Re: So I says to myself...
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2007, 09:51:09 PM »

Welcome. Warm peanut butter for your pretzels?

Peanut butter on pretzels?  Never heard of that before...

It's really good. You should give it a try sometime.

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Re: So I says to myself...
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2007, 09:51:27 PM »

Welcome. Warm peanut butter for your pretzels?

Peanut butter on pretzels?  Never heard of that before...

It's really good. You should give it a try sometime.

maybe I will sometime. 
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Re: So I says to myself...
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2007, 10:47:55 PM »

Welcome, fore-right!
 Cheers
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« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2007, 11:26:59 PM »

Welcome. Warm peanut butter for your pretzels?

Peanut butter on pretzels?  Never heard of that before...
About right up there as mashed taters lathered with butter! Grin
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Re: So I says to myself...
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2007, 11:28:53 PM »

ooops, forgot my manners -- welcome Jim ummm Fore!
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