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Dr. Aske (Sal too) Is A Man Of Honor!

 
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Dr. Aske (Sal too) Is A Man Of Honor!
« on: January 13, 2007, 10:55:41 AM »

Well done aske!

Debt is paid!!!   Lips Sealed

Only needed Tin Snips to open.  Nice challenge there...  About as hard as winning the bet!  Wink  Perhaps in the future one as intelligent as yourself won't give 3-1 odds?

Oh, my youngest boy will enjoy the "Catalog".  Thanks for that.  Well deserved.
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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2007, 11:25:21 AM »

Only needed pinking shears to open.
Dare I ask why a grown man has PINKING SHEARS handy?

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« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2007, 11:27:10 AM »

Only needed pinking shears to open.
Dare I ask why a grown man has PINKING SHEARS handy?

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WTF are pinking shears?
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« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2007, 11:46:21 AM »

I'd tell you, but it would totally out me.
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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2007, 11:48:13 AM »

I'd tell you, but it would totally out me.

too late.  Wink
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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2007, 12:10:44 PM »



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Pinking shears are scissors, the blades of which are sawtoothed instead of straight. Pinking shears leave a zigzag pattern instead of a straight edge.

Pinking shears have a utilitarian function for cutting woven cloth. Cloth edges that are unfinished will easily fray, the weave becoming undone and threads pulling out easily. The sawtooth pattern does not prevent the fraying but limits the length of the frayed thread and thus limits damage.

These scissors can also be used for decorative cuts and a number of patterns (arches, sawtooth of different aspect ratios, or asymmetric teeth) are available.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinking_shears
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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2007, 12:11:05 PM »

And no, those aren't my hands in the picture.
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« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2007, 12:11:40 PM »

Back on-topic: professor, I'm glad you finally have balls!
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« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2007, 12:17:30 PM »

I don't know what all this fuss about "pinking shears" is?

Yup, plenty of balls now.  ProVI's through all of '07!

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« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2007, 12:28:03 PM »

Steeler Logoed?
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« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2007, 12:42:00 PM »

Oohh. That's what those zig-zaggy scissors are. I never knew.

(Karma +1 BTW, Prof. Aske is, indeed, a man of honor.)
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« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2007, 12:45:28 PM »

i played 12 hours of death and black metal 'onto' them plus shipped them wrapped with that catalogue.  methinks they'll last you about 3 rounds
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Re: Dr. Aske (Sal too) Is A Man Of Honor!
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2007, 01:07:55 PM »

i played 12 hours of death and black metal 'onto' them plus shipped them wrapped with that catalogue.  methinks they'll last you about 3 rounds
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On top of or under the speaker?
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« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2007, 01:10:40 PM »

Steeler Logoed?

Once I finally opened the Titleist box there was this horrific odor.   Took me a while to  get to it because, it was hermetically sealed with 5,000 wraps of clear packing tape over several sets of cardboard boxes!  Nice touche!

The odor was that of "death".  There was also some strange looking logo on each ball - some crazy "goth" (I guess) symbol.  Oh, they just wreaked of evil!  They're airing out back now.
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« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2007, 02:23:00 PM »

Sal is not a man of honor.  She's a pretty flower.
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