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Filth In The Home
« on: January 15, 2007, 01:24:55 PM » |
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No, I don't mean spaceage's pröñ stash, Aske's Goth-pröñ stash, or even Uisce's dwarf-pröñ stash. I'm talking about microbes.
I was one of 10-12 volunteers who swabbed various aspects of our laundry machines for microbial testing. Good gracious, but my washing machine is a vile repository of bacteria and yeast! There are some parts there that I wouldn't touch with-- well, you get the idea.
So, what's this "hygiene" thing I hear the kids talking about?
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Re: Filth In The Home
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2007, 01:26:28 PM » |
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I'm looking forward to MP's input on the subject. A guy who spends the entire morning vacuuming surely understands filth better than most.
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Re: Filth In The Home
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2007, 01:26:58 PM » |
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I find it's better and safer just to keep wearing the same underpants, to avoid just the hazardous situation you describe.
I'm just off to tell my wife I was right.
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Re: Filth In The Home
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2007, 01:28:28 PM » |
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And that's "little people pröñ".
Hater.
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Re: Filth In The Home
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2007, 01:28:41 PM » |
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Yes, but ignoring what's in the pron, let's not even discuss what's on it. And no, I don't know how that sock found its way between the couch cushions.
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Re: Filth In The Home
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2007, 01:29:12 PM » |
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"....I myself have three pairs of knickers....that have been washed twice.... it's only the stubborn understains holding them together...."
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Re: Filth In The Home
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2007, 01:30:09 PM » |
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Yes, but ignoring what's in the pron, let's not even discuss what's on it. And no, I don't know how that sock found its way between the couch cushions.
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Re: Filth In The Home
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2007, 01:32:17 PM » |
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wouldnt using bleach in your white cycle every once in awhile help ?
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Re: Filth In The Home
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2007, 01:34:00 PM » |
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"....I myself have three pairs of knickers....that have been washed twice.... it's only the stubborn understains holding them together...."
I watched 3 episodes last night on BBC America.  |
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Re: Filth In The Home
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2007, 01:36:48 PM » |
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"....I myself have three pairs of knickers....that have been washed twice.... it's only the stubborn understains holding them together...."
I watched 3 episodes last night on BBC America. "...a show by young ad-ults, about young ad-ults, for young ad-ults..." |
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Re: Filth In The Home
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2007, 01:37:32 PM » |
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Which episodes?
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Re: Filth In The Home
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2007, 01:38:18 PM » |
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wouldnt using bleach in your white cycle every once in awhile help ? Don't ask me, I'm married. The Laundry Fairy keeps making clean clothes appear in my closet, and I don't care about that white machine in the other room. Maybe I should ask my wife to get a part-time job to pay for a maid to clean things properly? |
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Re: Filth In The Home
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2007, 01:38:39 PM » |
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I'm looking forward to MP's input on the subject. A guy who spends the entire morning vacuuming surely understands filth better than most.
No filth here. House is only 4 months old. As for the other filth....let's see... A Midsummer Night's Cream, Bridget Jones' Hairy, Das Booty, Pump Friction, Rear and Pleasant Danger.... |
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Re: Filth In The Home
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2007, 01:50:29 PM » |
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Shaving Ryan's Privates
White Men Can't Hump
****orcist
Throbbin' Hood
Lost in Penetration
Sperminator
Schindler's Fist
Riding Miss Daisy
Good Will Humping
The Rodfather
Star *trollop*s
Ball the President's Men
Big Trouble in Little Vagina
Charlie's Anals
Enema of the State
Fatal Erection
Intercourse With a Vampire
In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon
Lawrence of a Labia
Romeo in Juliet
Thighs Wide Shut
Lord of the G-Strings
You've Got Tail
Edward Penishands Not that I own all of these, of course. |
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Re: Filth In The Home
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