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Filth In The Home
« on: January 15, 2007, 01:24:55 PM »

No, I don't mean spaceage's pr÷˝ stash, Aske's Goth-pr÷˝ stash, or even Uisce's dwarf-pr÷˝ stash.  I'm talking about microbes.

I was one of 10-12 volunteers who swabbed various aspects of our laundry machines for microbial testing.  Good gracious, but my washing machine is a vile repository of bacteria and yeast!  There are some parts there that I wouldn't touch with-- well, you get the idea.

So, what's this "hygiene" thing I hear the kids talking about?
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« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2007, 01:26:28 PM »

I'm looking forward to MP's input on the subject.  A guy who spends the entire morning vacuuming surely understands filth better than most. 

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« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2007, 01:26:58 PM »

I find it's better and safer just to keep wearing the same underpants, to avoid just the hazardous situation you describe.

I'm just off to tell my wife I was right.
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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2007, 01:28:28 PM »

And that's "little people pr÷˝".

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« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2007, 01:28:41 PM »

Yes, but ignoring what's in the pron, let's not even discuss what's on it. And no, I don't know how that sock found its way between the couch cushions.
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« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2007, 01:29:12 PM »

"....I myself have three pairs of knickers....that have been washed twice.... it's only the stubborn understains holding them together...."
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« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2007, 01:30:09 PM »

Yes, but ignoring what's in the pron, let's not even discuss what's on it. And no, I don't know how that sock found its way between the couch cushions.

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« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2007, 01:32:17 PM »

wouldnt using bleach in your white cycle  every once in awhile help ?
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« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2007, 01:34:00 PM »

"....I myself have three pairs of knickers....that have been washed twice.... it's only the stubborn understains holding them together...."

I watched 3 episodes last night on BBC America.

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« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2007, 01:36:48 PM »

"....I myself have three pairs of knickers....that have been washed twice.... it's only the stubborn understains holding them together...."

I watched 3 episodes last night on BBC America.

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« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2007, 01:37:32 PM »

Which episodes?
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« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2007, 01:38:18 PM »

wouldnt using bleach in your white cycle  every once in awhile help ?
Don't ask me, I'm married.  The Laundry Fairy keeps making clean clothes appear in my closet, and I don't care about that white machine in the other room.

Maybe I should ask my wife to get a part-time job to pay for a maid to clean things properly?
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« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2007, 01:38:39 PM »

I'm looking forward to MP's input on the subject.  A guy who spends the entire morning vacuuming surely understands filth better than most. 


No filth here.  House is only 4 months old.

As for the other filth....let's see... A Midsummer Night's Cream, Bridget Jones' Hairy, Das Booty, Pump Friction, Rear and Pleasant Danger....
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« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2007, 01:50:29 PM »


Not that I own all of these, of course.
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« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2007, 01:52:47 PM »

 Shocked Shocked Shocked Grin
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