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If you were a King, for just one day!!!

 
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If you were a King, for just one day!!!
« on: January 31, 2007, 02:21:53 PM »

What 3 law's would you change?
And why???
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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2007, 02:26:31 PM »

What 3 law's would you change?
And why???

This could get scary....

Do they have to be real laws, or things you want enacted to keep the stupid people away from the rest of the public??
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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2007, 02:27:36 PM »

Your a king, so it is whatever you want!!!! Grin
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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2007, 02:31:16 PM »

if I were king, I could change as many laws as I want.
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« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2007, 02:38:26 PM »

It's HER hypothetical, deal with it.


Wishi, I'm only aware of one set of Three Laws.  Can I tie this one back to my other thread?  Devil
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Re: If you were a King, for just one day!!!
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2007, 02:54:55 PM »

The laws of physics
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« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2007, 03:02:54 PM »

It's HER hypothetical, deal with it.


Wishi, I'm only aware of one set of Three Laws.  Can I tie this one back to my other thread?  Devil
Clive your are the King, so you can have as many robotic **** dolls, in your kingdom as you like!!!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin
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Re: If you were a King, for just one day!!!
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2007, 07:01:50 PM »

As King of the United States I wouldn't waste my time with "laws". Instead I would invade Canada in order to spread monarchy in the name of subjugation.

I would suspend habeas corpus from a rope, fill it with candy and toys, and use it as a  piņata.

I would use the bully pulpit to beat Kevin Federline senseless.
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« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2007, 07:06:45 PM »

1. All females who are under 40s shall be naked - use a transparent blanket when winter
2. No more democratic... too much opinions, too little progress
3. All the golfing professionals shall provide me lessons whenever I requried.
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« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2007, 02:07:26 AM »

There are alot of 40 plus women, who look better naked than the younger ones!!!!
You had better rethink that one!!!!!
Do you really want to see an anorexic Nicole Ritchie naked!!!!!!! Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
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« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2007, 05:38:28 AM »



Imp-ocerus!
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« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2007, 05:39:31 AM »

All hot chicks nekkid (is that better?)
All golf courses free of other golfers when I arrive.
Only good food reaches my pallet.

And I would have to agree with Aske.
It's good to be the king.
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