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interesting new conditioner...
« on: February 02, 2007, 11:12:35 AM »

http://www.mirror.co.uk/n...teid=94762-name_page.html
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« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2007, 11:18:22 AM »

For sale only at "Smiling Bull Saloon"
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« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2007, 11:20:54 AM »

 Disgusted Disgusted Yuck!
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« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2007, 01:21:07 PM »

I only charge 30 quid for a similar service.
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« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2007, 01:26:48 PM »

first they massage in the "sperm" and then "blow" you dry.  Holy Sheep Jerkoff Punch Balls Rolling
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« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2007, 01:27:22 PM »

first they massage in the "sperm" and then "blow" you dry.  Holy Sheep Jerkoff Punch Balls Rolling

So how much would you pay?
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« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2007, 02:45:58 PM »

Disgusted Disgusted Yuck!

What she said. Disgusted Disgusted
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« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2007, 03:18:30 PM »


 Shocked Pottymouth!  Shocked Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2007, 03:19:43 PM »


Oops, Sad typo fixed. Cool
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« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2007, 03:20:42 PM »


 Grin
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« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2007, 04:27:28 PM »


He really does typo at the worst times.  Seriously.  Thankfully, I manage to catch quite a few before he hits enter.
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« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2007, 05:08:42 PM »

Yeah, Yeah!!! Roll Eyes Roll Eyes ::)First, men were telling us that sperm is fantastic for the skin on your face!!! Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Shocked, they even managed to get it printed in women's magazines!!!!
That didn't work, so now they will try the old "hair trick"!!!!!!! Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2007, 05:15:35 PM »

Yeah, Yeah!!! Roll Eyes Roll Eyes ::)First, men were telling us that sperm is fantastic for the skin on your face!!! Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Shocked, they even managed to get it printed in women's magazines!!!!
That didn't work, so now they will try the old "hair trick"!!!!!!! Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

So, what magazine is this, BTW? Not that I really care or anything. Just wondering.

Is it also printed in the US?
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« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2007, 05:25:26 PM »

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He really does typo at the worst times.  Seriously.  Thankfully, I manage to catch quite a few before he hits enter.

Freudian typo
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« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2007, 06:55:58 PM »

Yeah, Yeah!!! Roll Eyes Roll Eyes ::)First, men were telling us that sperm is fantastic for the skin on your face!!! Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Shocked, they even managed to get it printed in women's magazines!!!!
That didn't work, so now they will try the old "hair trick"!!!!!!! Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

So, what magazine is this, BTW? Not that I really care or anything. Just wondering.

Is it also printed in the US?
Don't even bother, to try and show it to your wife, it is not going to work!!!!!! Grin
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