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My daughter is going to drive me to drink (more)
« on: February 02, 2007, 01:09:37 PM »

First of all, my daughter is just fine.

Fuzz's friday morning started normally. My wife left to take my youngest to pre-school and I was taking the garbage out, getting the dog in and out  and getting my oldest daughter ready for her school bus. Suddenly my phone rings at 7:35 and it's my wife, basically in tears................

At the pre-school there is a keypad at the front door for you to enter your code and unlock the door. The door and the full length window next to it are trimmed in metal - it's an industrial door. The keypad is worn out and works intermittently.  Anyway my wife is trying multiple times to get her code entered and ringing the doorbell for someone to come open the door.

Did I mention the door was trimmed in metal? Yes.....o.k......did I mention it was about 8 below? No.....o.k..... It was about 8 below. Fahrenheit.

After she tried for the third or fourth time to enter her code she turned to see my daughter with her tongue stuck on the metal trim of the door.

Before she could move, the little one decided to try and pull her tongue away from the aforementioned -8 degree F metal trim.

Ever have a cut on your head? And how much it bleeds? Apparently ripping the skin off your tongue raises the bar in this scenario.

Long story short,  I spoke with my daughter about 2 hours ago on the phone after her visit to urgent care. She told me she wasn't going to do that again.

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Re: My daughter is going to drive me to drink (more)
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2007, 01:11:57 PM »

Was she triple dog dared to do it?
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« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2007, 01:14:06 PM »

Yowch, I can feel that.

Maybe ice cream might help?

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« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2007, 01:15:42 PM »

Was she triple dog dared to do it?

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« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2007, 01:17:43 PM »

Oh No!!!!!!
Poor little thing! Kids will be kids! Smiley
I remember when my brother was about four or five, he fell of the arm of the loungeroom chair, and bit right through his tounge!!!!!
The doctors stitched it up, without numbing it, or giving him anything for the pain, nothing!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2007, 01:18:38 PM »

i am sorry, but that is the funniest thing i have read in awhile. Rolling
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« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2007, 01:30:18 PM »

Yes, I feel sorry for her but have a hard time not laughing also.
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« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2007, 01:44:19 PM »

Ouch. 
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« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2007, 01:47:15 PM »

Ow.   Tongue


How did they treat it at urgent care?  Can you bandage a tongue?
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« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2007, 01:50:01 PM »

Now that would hurt. Shocked
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« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2007, 02:21:54 PM »

Was she triple dog dared to do it?

REALLY!!

I guess she never saw the movie.
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« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2007, 02:25:08 PM »

Ow.   Tongue


How did they treat it at urgent care?  Can you bandage a tongue?

Not sure. I'll find out tonight. My wife was just a bit freaked by the blood. I really don't think they can do a lot.
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« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2007, 03:32:14 PM »

Ow.   Tongue


How did they treat it at urgent care?  Can you bandage a tongue?

Not sure. I'll find out tonight. My wife was just a bit freaked by the blood. I really don't think they can do a lot.

Shame, but this is America, at least you can sue the daycare.

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« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2007, 04:24:06 PM »

Oh, your poor little girl!  I hope she recovers quickly. 
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Re: My daughter is going to drive me to drink (more)
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2007, 05:32:26 PM »

i am sorry, but that is the funniest thing i have read in awhile. Rolling
This is the first thing that crossed my mind after I read that she was ok, man I'm sorry Fuzz, and I'm sorry for her but it had to be a sight to see, I hope after all is said and done your wife will have a good laugh over it.

What was that classic Christmas movie where the kid was stuck to the flag pole.

I have that image in my head except it's your poor daughter.
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