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Why am I married?
« on: March 13, 2007, 10:20:54 AM » |
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Kids are out of school, middle one is sick so she has to take him to the doctor. She also is not feeling well so she has an appointment also. She asks me if I can meet her to watch the kids while she is at the doctor but she will only be a couple minutes. I asked can she take the boys with her and she said if she had to. She asks me what I want to do. (I want to stay at work because it takes 10 minutes just to get to my car, another 10 to get where she will be. 30 minutes to eat and hope she is done with the doctor, then 20 min to get back to work and at my desk). So I say stay here. Fine. Then the conversation turns to what the middle child can eat due to illness (stomach bug), I make some suggestions and she comes up with a sitdown place. (1 hour before her appointment) She asks if I want to meet her there. Again I say no. Her response "Fine....I'm hanging up now. Bye" and click.
So it's my fault. Sometimes......................
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geo1
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Re: Why am I married?
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2007, 10:29:28 AM » |
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"dum de dum dum" You just may find yourself in the doghouse. Logic never wins in situations such as this. Good Luck!
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Re: Why am I married?
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2007, 10:33:45 AM » |
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Re: Why am I married?
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2007, 10:34:06 AM » |
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"dum de dum dum" You just may find yourself in the doghouse. Logic never wins in situations such as this. Good Luck!
I live in the doghouse. |
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Spanky
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Re: Why am I married?
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2007, 10:37:36 AM » |
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Why don't you love your wife and children anymore?
It's a rhetoricle question. I can't afford the alternative.  |
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Re: Why am I married?
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2007, 10:47:50 AM » |
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Why don't you love your wife and children anymore?
It's a rhetoricle question. I can't afford the alternative. Do these pants make me look fat? |
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The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich quick theory of life. -- Teddy Roosevelt
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Re: Why am I married?
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2007, 10:48:09 AM » |
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You selfish prick.
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Spanky
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Re: Why am I married?
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2007, 10:50:13 AM » |
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You selfish prick.
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Re: Why am I married?
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2007, 12:42:48 PM » |
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That's a good question. Why are you married?
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Think globally, act like you are the only one on the entire planet..
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Re: Why am I married?
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2007, 01:46:28 PM » |
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Don't worry azgolf, I'm in the doghouse at the moment as well!!!!  So we can keep each other company!!!  |
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Re: Why am I married?
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2007, 03:21:21 PM » |
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Because... YOU LOVE YOUR WIFE!!!(sorry Clive  ) |
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Re: Why am I married?
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2007, 03:26:30 PM » |
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Don't worry azgolf, I'm in the doghouse at the moment as well!!!! So we can keep each other company!!! So what are we going to do to make our significant others jealous? |
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Re: Why am I married?
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2007, 03:26:57 PM » |
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Because... YOU LOVE YOUR WIFE!!!(sorry Clive ) Yea I do. |
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Re: Why am I married?
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2007, 04:28:10 PM » |
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Because... YOU LOVE YOUR WIFE!!!(sorry Clive ) |
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Re: Why am I married?
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2007, 04:32:31 PM » |
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Don't worry azgolf, I'm in the doghouse at the moment as well!!!! So we can keep each other company!!! So what are we going to do to make our significant others jealous? How about some "cleaning"? |
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