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Get thee behind me, Troll!
« on: May 24, 2007, 11:44:10 AM »

Keeping your forum troll free

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Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2007, 01:34:50 PM »

Very interesting. It was a good read. Cheesy
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Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2007, 03:33:27 PM »

I say we throw Wesley out the airlock.     Devil

But, seriously, I love the idea of disemvowelling.  Almost as good as the 'isolation chamber' concept.
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Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2007, 03:49:08 PM »

trd dsmvwllng  sntnc b hnd nd t tk frvr, 'm srprsd th mdrtr n th rtcl wld d tht bfr th tmtd tl ws wrttn.  t mght wrk fr shrt Trllpd-stl psts, thgh.  Devil


* tr**d d*s*mv*w*ll*ng * s*nt*nc* b* h*nd *nd *t t**k f*r*v*r, *'m s*rpr*s*d th* m*d*r*t*r *n th* *rt*cl* w**ld d* th*t b*f*r* th* **t*m*t*d t**l w*s wr*tt*n.  *t m*ght w*rk f*r sh*rt Tr*llp*d*-st*l* p*sts, th**gh. Devil


- tr--d d-s-mv-w-ll-ng - s-nt-nc- b- h-nd -nd -t t--k f-r-v-r, -'m s-rpr-s-d th- m-d-r-t-r -n th- -rt-cl- w--ld d- th-t b-f-r- th- --t-m-t-d t--l w-s wr-tt-n.  -t m-ght w-rk f-r sh-rt Tr-llp-d--st-l- p-sts, th--gh. Devil






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Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2007, 05:43:16 PM »

-t m-ght w-rk f-r sh-rt Tr-llp-d--st-l- p-sts, th--gh. Devil

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Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2007, 09:26:06 PM »

-t m-ght w-rk f-r sh-rt Tr-llp-d--st-l- p-sts, th--gh. Devil

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D--bt -t. Wink
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Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2007, 12:33:23 AM »

What if you disemvowelled the Morse Code?  That's even more or less fun, maybe.

Get right on that, will ya?

Hand the answers in on my desk on your way out, when you come in.
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Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2007, 08:47:30 AM »

Still think the Miserable users mod is the best for trolls. Grin

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2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.
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Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2007, 09:13:46 AM »

Still think the Miserable users mod is the best for trolls. Grin

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When classed as miserable, a member suffers ;

1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.
Dys must already have that as I experience the first two on an ongoing basis. Damn and I didn't even know I was troll.
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Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2007, 09:19:29 AM »

and I didn't even know I was troll.

Well, now you do. Wink Cheesy
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Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2007, 09:24:50 AM »

and I didn't even know I was troll.

Well, now you do. Wink Cheesy
just for that I have one thing to say to you

The Viqueens sukk!

(With me living in Dallas I dare you come back with something that I don't already know, this place is officially Looserville)
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Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2007, 09:30:47 AM »

The Viqueens ****!

Nope, Adrian Peterson says "hi". Cool Grin
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Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2007, 09:35:43 AM »

The Viqueens ****!

N*p*, *dr**n P*t*rs*n s*ys "h*". Cool Grin
Troll  Wink
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Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2007, 09:38:51 AM »


Troll. Wink
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Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2007, 12:04:18 PM »


Nope, Adrian Peterson says "hi". Cool Grin

LOL   Rolling  Nice!
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