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only in australia... lol

 
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only in australia... lol
« on: September 19, 2007, 09:55:29 AM »

http://www.news.com.au/me...,22445356-5005940,00.html
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Re: only in australia... lol
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2007, 10:04:36 AM »

Wow, it isn't easy to climax while on LSD and amphetimines.  Frankly, the desire is hard to muster even with a female present, so I've heard. 
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Re: only in australia... lol
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2007, 10:04:44 AM »


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.............used her vacuum cleaner and a detergent bottle as **** aids

.............. pr÷˝ographic magazines and clothes were strewn around the room, and that a makeshift **** aid constructed from a Toilet Duck bottle, a piece of wood and a latex glove had also been left behind.




I just can't even.........LOL  [shakes head]
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« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2007, 10:06:35 AM »


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.............used her vacuum cleaner and a detergent bottle as **** aids

.............. pr÷˝ographic magazines and clothes were strewn around the room, and that a makeshift **** aid constructed from a Toilet Duck bottle, a piece of wood and a latex glove had also been left behind.




I just can't even.........LOL  [shakes head]
Oh snap.  He went after the prostate.  Certainly solves the problem LSD and meth have on a certain something.  Never thought to try that. Wink
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You know that I am the stallion, mang.
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I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.
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« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2007, 10:09:20 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2007, 10:51:09 AM »

He has much cooler stuff in his masturbation bag than I do.
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Re: only in australia... lol
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2007, 11:05:21 AM »

He has much cooler stuff in his masturbation bag than I do.

Which is why you'll be a co-star on "Cavemen". Devil
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« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2007, 01:18:27 PM »

I don't even want to think what he does with the tapered wooden stick!!!!! Shocked Shocked Shocked
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