Uisce Beatha
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No Hoobies for Hans
« on: October 12, 2007, 10:38:39 AM » |
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7041961.stmThe Dutch government is banning the sale of all magic mushrooms after a series of high-profile incidents involving tourists who had taken them.
Calls for a re-evaluation of the drug grew after a 17-year-old French girl jumped from a building after eating magic mushrooms during a school trip to Amsterdam in March.
Other incidents involving the drug have included an Icelandic tourist jumping from a balcony and breaking both legs and a Danish tourist driving his car wildly through a camping ground, narrowly missing sleeping campers. Tourists. 
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Walfredo
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Re: No Hoobies for Hans
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2007, 11:03:38 AM » |
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And the mushrooms they sell legally in the shoppes are pretty weak really. *goshdarn* candy ass lightweights.
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Re: No Hoobies for Hans
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2007, 11:51:43 AM » |
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Who the hell drives a car on mushrooms? Even Mr. Mackey knows how to handle hoobies:  |
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Re: No Hoobies for Hans
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2007, 12:36:07 PM » |
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the snozberries surrender
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: No Hoobies for Hans
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2007, 01:51:37 PM » |
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Who the hell drives a car on mushrooms?
Who the hell climbs down the steep side of Suicide Rock on mushrooms?Never mind. |
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Re: No Hoobies for Hans
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2007, 01:52:33 PM » |
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Who the hell ever drove a car on mushrooms?
 Those were the days. Dave...Dave. |
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stroh
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Re: No Hoobies for Hans
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2007, 02:14:03 PM » |
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Karen drove. I sat in the passenger seat giggling mas ass off.
We don't speak of it.
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Re: No Hoobies for Hans
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2007, 02:15:45 PM » |
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Someone drove. I sat in the passenger seat gagging mas ass off.
I rarely don't speak of it.
Fixed to reflect my experiences. |
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Walfredo
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Re: No Hoobies for Hans
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2007, 02:21:50 PM » |
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Nothing quite like the hum of the car while sunlight creeps through the trees that melt over the traffic lights on a fall day.
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For hither not, I am the stallion.
Come fear, come love, I am the stallion.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I am, I am the stallion, mang.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: No Hoobies for Hans
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2007, 02:26:28 PM » |
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Nothing quite like the hum of the car while sunlight creeps through the trees that melt over the traffic lights on a fall day.
Salvador Dali was a 'shroom freak, no doubt.  |
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Re: No Hoobies for Hans
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2007, 03:15:50 PM » |
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Never having been an aficionado of controlled substance, though not one in my younger days to turn down really good weed when offered, mushrooms are the one hallucinogenic I always said I would have tried had the opportunity presented itself. I am sad to report that the opportunity never arose. I can't possibly imagine a scenario in my current life in which the opportunity would present itself, though I might still find myself tempted should occasion arise. The fact, however, that I am subject to random drug screening, coupled with the fact that I really feel like I'm too old for that *feces*, seems to indicate to me that my dabbles in illicit substance experimentation came to an end nearly a decade ago.
My drug of choice is treated nearly like a controlled substance in the great state of Utah, but we're not there yet. When bourbon is outlawed in utah, only outlaws will have bourbon. Yippekayay motherhugger.
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: No Hoobies for Hans
« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2007, 03:23:07 PM » |
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You're much too erudite for 'shrooms.
I'd consider you more of a Jimson weed man.
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Re: No Hoobies for Hans
« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2007, 03:28:46 PM » |
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You're much to erudite for 'shrooms.
Yeah, chewie!  |
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Re: No Hoobies for Hans
« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2007, 03:29:15 PM » |
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Never having been an aficionado of controlled substance, though not one in my younger days to turn down really good weed when offered, mushrooms are the one hallucinogenic I always said I would have tried had the opportunity presented itself. I am sad to report that the opportunity never arose. I can't possibly imagine a scenario in my current life in which the opportunity would present itself, though I might still find myself tempted should occasion arise. The fact, however, that I am subject to random drug screening, coupled with the fact that I really feel like I'm too old for that *feces*, seems to indicate to me that my dabbles in illicit substance experimentation came to an end nearly a decade ago.
My drug of choice is treated nearly like a controlled substance in the great state of Utah, but we're not there yet. When bourbon is outlawed in utah, only outlaws will have bourbon. Yippekayay motherhugger.
Guilt free shroom use: Find a field full of cows, preferably Holsteins...find the driest pile of *feces* you can and ingest, wash it down with a PBR. Start gagging uncontrollably and pretend you are having a good time. |
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Re: No Hoobies for Hans
« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2007, 04:44:10 PM » |
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You're much too erudite for 'shrooms.
I'd consider you more of a Jimson weed man.
Any substance in which an effective dose is almost equivalent to a lethal dose isn't really my bag. |
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