stroh
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I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
« on: November 16, 2007, 08:59:30 AM » |
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Southwest Airlines Hooter girl poses for PlayboyAnybody see this coming?  I say sales top the Jessica Hahn issue. |
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Blader
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Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2007, 09:16:13 AM » |
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If I was a male flight attendant and I had one of those overbooked flight issues, I'd get on the speaker and say, "Folks, it appears we've overbooked the flight and need a few volunteers to step off. We can't really compensate you to the degree you are inconvenienced, but, for example, if one of our most lovely passengers wouldn't mind standing up and flashing everyone your *funbags*, we could kick you off "against your will" and from the notoriety you could possibly make as much as less than 6 figures posing for Playboy, or *trollop*s and Jugs, or something like that."
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Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2007, 09:24:11 AM » |
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DALLAS - A 23-year-old college student who was told by a Southwest Airlines employee that her outfit was too revealing to fly is wearing even less on Playboy’s Web site. I'm amazed by how many college students are employed by Hooter's and strip clubs. |
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Blader
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Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2007, 09:28:32 AM » |
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DALLAS - A 23-year-old college student who was told by a Southwest Airlines employee that her outfit was too revealing to fly is wearing even less on Playboy’s Web site. I'm amazed by how many college students are employed by Hooter's and strip clubs. It's sort of a catch and release program that Universities run, kind of under the radar. They catch all the really good lookers, but release a few now and again to keep the natives from getting restless. |
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stroh
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Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2007, 09:37:49 AM » |
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All I know is, if I was a female in my 20's, with a smokin' hot body and a sweet rack, I'd go to college too.
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Jules
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Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2007, 12:08:49 PM » |
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All I know is, if I was a female in my 20's, with a smokin' hot body and a sweet rack, I'd go to college too.
No you wouldn't Stroh, you would be too busy playing with your breasts all day, to even bother to go to class!!!!!  |
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Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2007, 12:18:15 PM » |
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All I know is, if I was a female in my 20's, with a smokin' hot body and a sweet rack, I'd go to college too.
No you wouldn't Stroh, you would be to busy playing with your breasts all day, to even bother to go to class!!!!! That right there is the funniest thing I have heard all day. +1 |
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Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2007, 12:22:02 PM » |
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Is this just a bad picture, or does she kind of look like a drag queen? I can almost see the adam's apple and 5 o'clock shadow.  |
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Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2007, 12:28:55 PM » |
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Sorry. I haven't gotten above the neckline. Looks like Blader might have some inside knowledge:  |
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stroh
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Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2007, 12:29:08 PM » |
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All I know is, if I was a female in my 20's, with a smokin' hot body and a sweet rack, I'd go to college too.
No you wouldn't Stroh, you would be too busy playing with your breasts all day, to even bother to go to class!!!!! Yeah boobies! |
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Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2007, 12:31:04 PM » |
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I think that you are onto something there Fuzzy!!!!! |
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stroh
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Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2007, 12:31:07 PM » |
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Looks like Blader might have some inside knowledge: I don't know about that robe. Is he flying off to a Russian cave? He must know something we don't. The article said food, water, and petrol. I guess man truly cannot see the end of the world out on bread, water, and gas alone. |
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Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2007, 12:31:19 PM » |
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All I know is, if I was a female in my 20's, with a smokin' hot body and a sweet rack, I'd go to college too.
No you wouldn't Stroh, you would be too busy playing with your breasts all day, to even bother to go to class!!!!! Yeah boobies! |
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stroh
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Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2007, 12:32:12 PM » |
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All I know is, if I was a female in my 20's, with a smokin' hot body and a sweet rack, I'd go to college too.
No you wouldn't Stroh, you would be too busy playing with your breasts all day, to even bother to go to class!!!!! Yeah boobies! Hmmm. I'm at work. Better not.  |
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Jules
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Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2007, 12:33:28 PM » |
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