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A new Harley rider's list of things that suck about Harley riders
« on: November 16, 2007, 04:01:31 PM »

No time like the present, I suppose. This list is general and in no way all-encompassing. No offense intended to the other HD riders here of whom I am aware. As with all things, there are exceptions.

1) If you are inclined to wave at other riders, and he/she is on two wheels, wave. Who cares what brand he/she chooses to ride? And lose the sneer when you say "metric."
2) Less than 80ci and/or 700lbs does not make it a chick bike.
3) Not every ensemble needs to include a piece of clothing or accessory with a bar and shield on it. And $35 is too much for a t-shirt,I don't care what's printed on the back of it.
4) Those in adequate protective gear are not posers/pansies, they are smart.
5) No, not everyone would choose to ride a Harley if they could, nor are those who intentionally choose other brands over Harleys intellectually lacking because of it.
6) Loud pipes do not save lives. My factory pipes are just fine, thanks.
7) Unless you're riding an antique Pan/Shovelhead that is struggling to stay idling because you can't find a decent mechanic to tune it, there is no reason to rev your engine over and over at the red light.
Cool You're not John and Ponch, stagger yourselves.
9) 20 bikes is too many to be a single group. Split up.
10) Riding a Harley does not mean you are scary or tough. Quit being a *8==>*.
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Re: A new Harley rider's list of things that suck about Harley riders
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2007, 04:10:39 PM »

Well said.  +100 (in my book anyway)

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« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2007, 04:14:13 PM »

10) Riding a Harley does not mean you are scary or tough. Quit being a *8==>*.

Especially considering that even a dweeb in a little Mini Cooper could spill your innards all over the asphalt.
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Re: A new Harley rider's list of things that suck about Harley riders
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2007, 04:15:34 PM »

10) Riding a Harley does not mean you are scary or tough. Quit being a *8==>*.

Especially considering that even a dweeb in a little Mini Cooper could spill your innards all over the asphalt
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« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2007, 04:50:45 PM »

11. Your Harley is a motor vehicle capable of legal operation on any paved road in the US.  If you select a destination, want to be there with your Harley, and your plan to get there involves a trailer, either sell the bike for a minivan or harden the *fudge* up and ride it, *humid grotto*.

("Harden the *fudge* up and ride it, *humid grotto*" is a trademark of The Speed Triple, Ltd.)
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Re: A new Harley rider's list of things that suck about Harley riders
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2007, 05:02:50 PM »

11. Your Harley is a motor vehicle capable of legal operation on any paved road in the US.  If you select a destination, want to be there with your Harley, and your plan to get there involves a trailer, either sell the bike for a minivan or harden the *fudge* up and ride it, *humid grotto*.

("Harden the *fudge* up and ride it, *humid grotto*" is a trademark of The Speed Triple, Ltd.)
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Re: A new Harley rider's list of things that suck about Harley riders
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2007, 05:07:07 PM »

12.  The cowboy boots, and snowmobile helmet are dead giveaways (along with the fact that you drag both feet for 75 feet trying to keep your balance coming up to the stoplight) that you just bought one.  Sorry for the mid-life crisis.  Hopefully it didn't set your family back too much so you could appease your deluded visions of what "you like, and should be doing".  After all, that one buddy of yours from high school, who is single, has one.

I'll see you next week, at the same light, with more leather than a Priest tribute band, and one of those 35 dollar t-shirts spacey spoke of.  p.s.  Your wallet chain thing is out, and dragging on the ground.
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« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2007, 05:15:25 PM »

12.  The cowboy boots, and snowmobile helmet are dead giveaways (along with the fact that you drag both feet for 75 feet trying to keep your balance coming up to the stoplight) that you just bought one.  Sorry for the mid-life crisis.  Hopefully it didn't set your family back too much so you could appease your deluded visions of what "you like, and should be doing".  After all, that one buddy of yours from high school, who is single, has one.

I'll see you next week, at the same light, with more leather than a Priest tribute band, and one of those 35 dollar t-shirts spacey spoke of.  p.s.  Your wallet chain thing is out, and dragging on the ground.

12A:  The 75 FT. duck walk when the light turns green confirms all of the above.
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Re: A new Harley rider's list of things that suck about Harley riders
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2007, 05:32:36 PM »

13. Your penis is as old as you are, and hopefully as independent.  Does Mommy still hold your hand?  No?  Then put your left hand back on the handlebar.  Unless you're just masturbating, in which case I really have no helpful advice for you.
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Re: A new Harley rider's list of things that suck about Harley riders
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2007, 05:37:37 PM »

 Shocked why i never!


















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Re: A new Harley rider's list of things that suck about Harley riders
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2007, 06:10:57 PM »

best.harley.thread.evar.
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« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2007, 06:34:58 PM »

best.HD.thread.evar.
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