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Dash for the Dunes IV - Recap
« on: December 03, 2007, 05:22:33 PM »

Hurricane strength winds?  Buckets of rain?  No power?  No hot food? 

....

No problem.

"How many guys finished today?"

"Other than you, three others."

"Did they break 130?"

"They said 99, 101 and 102."

"*goshdarn* liars anyhow."

"Where's the bar?"

That was yesterday.  Today, southern Oregon is closed for business.  Something about 90 MPH winds, whatever.  Tomorrow, hoping for 27 holes.

Off now, the bar is open and we're working of a $150 bar tab that might be free.  Bye!!!

Wish us luck boys.
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Re: Dash for the Dunes IV - Recap
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2007, 05:23:50 PM »

wOOt!!!
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Re: Dash for the Dunes IV - Recap
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2007, 05:31:42 PM »

 Grin

 Cheers
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Re: Dash for the Dunes IV - Recap
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2007, 06:34:51 PM »

Sounds wonderful.  Cheers
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Re: Dash for the Dunes IV - Recap
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2007, 06:37:46 PM »

I almost missed this.  What the *fudge* is it doin' in Golf Talk?


150 bucks?  pfftthh.
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Re: Dash for the Dunes IV - Recap
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2007, 07:21:32 PM »

Clive said all you guys are wankers.  I disagreed but he insisted.  Can't wait for this to be over.
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« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2007, 07:46:22 PM »

Clive said all you guys are wankers. 

I prefer the term locker room jerk.
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Re: Dash for the Dunes IV - Recap
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2007, 08:17:50 PM »

Cheers men!   Cheers
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« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2007, 09:19:38 PM »

Crazy daze fellas.  Unbelievable weather.  18 on Pacific Dunes yesterday in a downpour and 50 MPH winds gusting to 70.  We finished but it was a bit of a joke.  We (keeping in mind we're grade-A rules geeks) scored at least triple bogey golf.  Rough, rough, rough.

No golf today.  Entire place was locked up.  Only 25 or so people sticking around.  It's hardcore.

27 tomorrow if at all possible.  Then on to Portland and fingers crossed for a ride home. 

Hard core mother*fudge*ers.  Did I mention that?  We're hardcore.     
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Re: Dash for the Dunes IV - Recap
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2007, 09:24:19 PM »

Who was first to 7 from the tee?
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Re: Dash for the Dunes IV - Recap
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2007, 10:32:37 PM »

Clive said all you guys are wankers. 

Bastage!

Hey, if you have a few moments tonight after Clive goes to sleep, could you carefully extract the head off his driver and cover it with an absurd amount of epoxy (another similar, sticky substance could be substituted)  Then take the messy clubhead and slip it into his bed so he'll wake up next to it in the morning.  Finally, maybe leave a note on the nightstand saying "TFT sends his regards..."

Thanx-a-lot!
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« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2007, 11:32:12 PM »

Crazy daze fellas.  Unbelievable weather.  18 on Pacific Dunes yesterday in a downpour and 50 MPH winds gusting to 70.  We finished but it was a bit of a joke.  We (keeping in mind we're grade-A rules geeks) scored at least triple bogey golf.  Rough, rough, rough.

No golf today.  Entire place was locked up.  Only 25 or so people sticking around.  It's hardcore.

27 tomorrow if at all possible.  Then on to Portland and fingers crossed for a ride home. 

Hard core mother*fudge*ers.  Did I mention that?  We're hardcore.     

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Subtracting the sprinkles, that's a typical day of golf in the Cowboy state.  Wink
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« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2007, 11:44:49 PM »

Crazy daze fellas.  Unbelievable weather.  18 on Pacific Dunes yesterday in a downpour and 50 MPH winds gusting to 70.  We finished but it was a bit of a joke.  We (keeping in mind we're grade-A rules geeks) scored at least triple bogey golf.  Rough, rough, rough.

No golf today.  Entire place was locked up.  Only 25 or so people sticking around.  It's hardcore.

27 tomorrow if at all possible.  Then on to Portland and fingers crossed for a ride home. 

Hard core mother*fudge*ers.  Did I mention that?  We're hardcore.     

Nasty. Good on you though you hardcore 'effers!!

side note: due to last minute travel plan changes I had to fly from MSP through Portland to Asia on Sunday. First attempt at landing was aborted. I was so glad we had to go around and try again because getting tossed about in a plane is so much fun. Thought about you idiots for a minute though. Figured you were in some *feces*ty weather.
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« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2007, 07:10:20 AM »

Then on to Portland and fingers crossed for a ride home. 


Worse places than Portland to be stuck.  Plenty of good beer available.  When I was there (in 1993) it was amazing to see craft beers on tap in every bar.  Cheers
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« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2007, 07:28:36 AM »

We got crap beers on tap in every bar here too.
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