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New Improved Rant of the day...
« on: January 23, 2008, 12:23:44 PM »

This week it's slow walkers. I hate slow walkers!!

How difficult is it to walk at a decent pace?  It's not that hard, all you need to do is put one foot in front of the other and so on.

If you're old, morbidly obese, pregnant or otherwise impaired that's fine, the rest of you have no excuse!

Women, I've noticed are notorious for slow walking, not to mention not being able to walk in a straight line and just stopping all of a sudden! I put that down to a lack of spatial awareness.

Ladies, here's a tip: Despite what you may, think I'm not actually checking your ass out when I'm stuck behind you as you dawdle along totally self unaware of what's going on around you, I'm looking for a way to kick your ass out of the way so I can get past you.

Speed up the pace a bit and you might actually start losing some weight.

Have a nice day.

Cheers

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Re: New Improved Rant of the day...
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2008, 12:25:36 PM »

Hmmm, somebody got out of the wrong of the bed this morning, didn't they. Grin
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Re: New Improved Rant of the day...
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2008, 12:27:49 PM »

Hmmm, somebody got out of the wrong of the bed this morning, didn't they. Grin

No, not really, I was just making an observation... Wink
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Re: New Improved Rant of the day...
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2008, 12:31:45 PM »

Go on have a good whinge, there are sick children in hospitals but poor old twoiron gets stuck behind a slow walker. Roll Eyes


Couldn't you walk a bit faster, and walk around her.
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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2008, 12:34:58 PM »

Go on have a good whinge, there are sick children in hospitals but poor old twoiron gets stuck behind a slow walker. Roll Eyes


Couldn't you walk a bit faster, and walk around her.

Jules, often slow walkers appear in pairs.... Wink
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« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2008, 12:37:01 PM »

Was your footpath so narrow that you could not walk around both of them. Grin
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Re: New Improved Rant of the day...
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2008, 12:39:37 PM »

Was your footpath so narrow that you could not walk around both of them. Grin

Nah, they were just all over the place.... straight lines and all Wink
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Re: New Improved Rant of the day...
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2008, 12:40:20 PM »

I'm in Deuce's camp.  Get the *fudge* out of my way.
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« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2008, 12:43:28 PM »

I'm in Deuce's camp.  Get the *fudge* out of my way.

Thanks mate, I guess that's what I was trying to say... Grin
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Re: New Improved Rant of the day...
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2008, 01:05:09 PM »

Women, I've noticed are notorious for slow walking, not to mention not being able to walk in a straight line and just stopping all of a sudden! I put that down to a lack of spatial awareness.

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Re: New Improved Rant of the day...
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2008, 01:32:31 PM »

If you're coming from behind and find the movement of the other person unsatisfactory, you could try punching her.

I think there's a term for that ...
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Re: New Improved Rant of the day...
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2008, 01:36:21 PM »

Or you could just walk in the gutter if you can be careful not to trip over Clive's mind in the process.
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Re: New Improved Rant of the day...
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2008, 01:36:30 PM »

If you're coming from behind and find the movement of the other person unsatisfactory, you could try punching her.

I think there's a term for that ...

This could become NSFW very quickly if we travel down that road... Shocked
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Re: New Improved Rant of the day...
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2008, 02:43:18 PM »

My rant is all the dumbasses slow-walking down the aisle, in a store, and then stopping and turning their goddamn carts sideways so nobody can get through.  Disgusted Angry
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Re: New Improved Rant of the day...
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2008, 03:19:59 PM »

Or you could just walk in the gutter if you can be careful not to trip over Clive's mind in the process.
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