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Later Beyotches...
« on: January 25, 2008, 08:41:45 AM »

My ship has finally come in. No more asking for change on the side of the road. I can finally climb out of these jeans I've been soiling myself in for almost a year now. Gonna buy me a big house with a see ment pond, swimmin' pools...movie stars.

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FROM: THE DESK OF THE E-MAIL PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT
MICROSOFT WORD LOTTERY,UK
61-70 Southampton Row, Bloomsbury,
LONDON, United Kingdom, WC1B 4AR
DIRECTOR:MR. KENT ANDERSON.

!!!CONGRATULATIONS!! !!TO!! !!YOU!!!!!!

Attention!!!


  This is to notify you that your email address has emerged as one of the
winning email accounts in the just concluded Microsoft e-Mail promotional
lottery.

  You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of
GBP5,500,000.00POUNDS in cash which is approximately $10.4 MILLION US DOLLARS
credited to file
REF NO: MSW-L/200-26937. This is from total prize money of GBP
27,500,000.00POUNDS, shared among the Twenty (5)international winners in this
category.

  All participants were selected through our microsoft computer ballot system
drawn form 21,000 names,3,000 names from each continent, as part
ofInternational
"E-MAIL" Promotions Program, which is conducted annually for
our prominent MS WORD user all over the world, and for the continues use of E-
mail.We are sorry to let you know that our site is still under
construction, as we are updating our site.



To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary officer and provide him
with the information below:

Name:
Address:
Occupation :
****:
Age:
Nationality:
Country of residence:
Telephone number:
BATCH NUMBER:
REFERENCE Nš:

** MSWORD PROMOTIONS WINNERS must claim their winning prize before the 27TH OF
FEBUARY, 2007. All funds not claimed on or before the fixed date will be
penalised accordingly.

CLAIMS OFFICER :MR. GABRIEL SCOTT.
MSW CLAIMS OFFICER/FIDUCIARY AGENT
E-m@il: gabscottclaims08@gmail.com


note:
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Send to E-m@il: gabscottclaims08@gmail.com
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Re: Later Beyotches...
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2008, 08:43:08 AM »

Lucky bastard
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For hither not, I am the stallion.
Come fear, come love, I am the stallion.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I am, I am the stallion, mang.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.
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Re: Later Beyotches...
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2008, 08:45:05 AM »

 Cheers

Congratulatio  !
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Re: Later Beyotches...
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2008, 08:47:17 AM »

I'm thinking of visiting all of you with my new found wealth, this time 'fredo I really will bring a lil' sumpin sumpin.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the good life.
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Re: Later Beyotches...
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2008, 08:48:44 AM »

Don't forget to give them your SSN and birthdate. It will speed up the funds disbursement process.
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Re: Later Beyotches...
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2008, 08:51:23 AM »

Don't forget to give them your SSN and birthdate. It will speed up the funds disbursement process.
Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me!
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Re: Later Beyotches...
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2008, 08:51:51 AM »

Sweet.  And it is in pounds too.  You should get a very favorable exchange rate.  
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For hither not, I am the stallion.
Come fear, come love, I am the stallion.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I am, I am the stallion, mang.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.
stroh
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Re: Later Beyotches...
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2008, 08:52:50 AM »

Emailing them naked pictures of yourself should push you to the head of the line.
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Re: Later Beyotches...
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2008, 09:31:40 AM »

 Cheers

Lucky bastage.
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« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2008, 09:54:04 AM »

Emailing them naked pictures of yourself should push you to the head of the line.
I tried that but they replied with this.

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