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« on: November 27, 2006, 12:29:54 PM »

Just signed on today.

Refugee from FGI, I have changed my FGI name to protect the innocent errrr rather the guilty.

I'm a kinder gentler Seamus McDuff.
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Re: Newbie
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2006, 12:35:34 PM »

No need to hide here. We're all kinder and gentler at golfhos.  Devil
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« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2006, 12:37:01 PM »

yes, show your true face.
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Re: Newbie
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2006, 12:40:27 PM »

Welcome.  You will come to love the Dark Side of The Force. Wink
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« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2006, 12:41:10 PM »

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Re: Newbie
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2006, 12:42:39 PM »

Welcome!

Isn't there a SeamusMacDuff on FGI?  Izzat you?
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Re: Newbie
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2006, 12:47:54 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2006, 12:59:56 PM »

Welcome.  You will come to love the Dark Side of The Force. Wink
Yes brother Stroh...I'm sure that I will.  Wink
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« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2006, 01:00:33 PM »

Welcome!

Isn't there a SeamusMacDuff on FGI?  Izzat you?
No sir...not the same!
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« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2006, 01:05:31 PM »

yes, show your true face.
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Sorry Dr. Aske...no can do.

Rumors have it I am the reason you left FGI, well my alter ego killed you and GIMC and lord knows who else.  Grin

j/k...anyways this is a fresh start for me, the mask stays on. Cool
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« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2006, 01:07:43 PM »

Ooh, I love mysteries. I must go now to find my deerstalker and pipe.
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Re: Newbie
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2006, 01:29:46 PM »

Golfhos welcomes the international man of mystery.

New member rites of passage include, but are not limited to the following:

Forced swallowing of tadpoles, cat litter and dog food (in no particular order).
Stripping to your underwear and crawling through a mixture of rotten eggs and sand.
Kissing rotten pigs' heads.
A 1000 word essay postulating on the social implications of serial dating midgets.
Full body "Nair"-ing.
Forced adoption of Firefox as your browser of choice.
A variation on the USC Gamecocks legendary "Beer Mile". All I am allowed to say is it involves double malt scotch, Saran Wrap and an armadillo.

If you are still interested, please PM JDerion for further instructions.

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Think globally, act like you are the only one on the entire planet..
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Re: Newbie
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2006, 01:32:40 PM »

You forgot the thing involving the llama, Rosie O'Donnell, and the Turtle Wax.
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« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2006, 01:35:51 PM »



And the Muttonchp Murderer is none other than............Huh, Who?  Who is Seamus?
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2006, 01:44:25 PM »

Welcome!

Isn't there a SeamusMacDuff on FGI?  Izzat you?
No sir...not the same!

Rats, that would have been too easy.

This is a fun game, though.

If I may ask....
1) What is the loft on your main driver?
2) What do you call syrupy carbonated beverages?  (soda, pop, coke, satan's semen, sodapop, etc.)
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