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PG-13. I'm gonna quit smoking, also known as...
« on: February 25, 2008, 06:22:04 PM »

Lord, why do you spite me so!!

Bumped into bubble bath champagne girl whilst having a smoke.

After the "Hi, how are you stuff" she drops the following:

Her: "I see you had a shave...?" (I shaved my head last night)

Me: "Yeah, I prefer it that way"

Her: "So did I, I prefer it that way, and I'm sure you would too...."    Shocked Shocked

WTF!!,  who says that to someone?

So I'm going to quit smoking so I don't have to go through this each time I have a smoke.

I'm sure the big guy upstairs is doing this just to spite me  Devil


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Re: PG-13. I'm gonna quit smoking, also known as...
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2008, 06:44:02 PM »

Dude, I mean dude.....you are a youknowwhat Forum in the waiting.
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Re: PG-13. I'm gonna quit smoking, also known as...
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2008, 06:50:29 PM »

I had a big "Be Careful" dissertation typed up, but I'll just leave it with a:  Shocked
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« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2008, 06:56:51 PM »

I had a big "Be Careful" dissertation typed up, but I'll just leave it with a:  Shocked

Being the man-of-the-world that you are, I'm sure you've had similar experiences... Wink
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« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2008, 06:59:25 PM »

Dude, I mean dude.....you are a youknowwhat Forum in the waiting.

..... a golf forum??
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« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2008, 07:10:07 PM »

Run.
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« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2008, 07:14:44 PM »

Jesus, all stroh gets when he smokes is encounters with Mormon missionaries.
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« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2008, 07:23:32 PM »

Jesus, all stroh gets when he smokes is encounters with Mormon missionaries.

Is that before or after?
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« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2008, 07:43:25 PM »

LOL 
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« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2008, 07:55:26 PM »

I would never have **** with someone who would have **** with me.
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« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2008, 07:56:59 PM »

I would never have **** with someone who would have **** with me.

Given your posts on the masturbatory arts, I find your statement not credible.
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« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2008, 07:58:18 PM »

I would never have **** with someone who would have **** with me.

Given your posts on the masturbatory arts, I find your statement not credible.

Why?  I would never have **** with me either.  Ipso facto...
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« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2008, 08:05:21 PM »

 Well there’s a rose in the fisted glove.......
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« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2008, 08:06:37 PM »

Well there’s a rose in the fisted glove.......

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« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2008, 08:27:10 PM »

Well there’s a rose in the fisted glove.......

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