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I Guess I Just Don't Like People.
« on: August 05, 2008, 11:17:48 AM »

I was working my way though several good cell phone rants, and then it hits me.

First:  I watching all these people on the damn things.  Walking out of the building.  Driving into the parking lot.  Sitting at lunch. All *goshdarn* day.  Every *goshdarn* day.  One thought seems to keep reverberating through my mind. 

Who the *fudge* are you talking to??!!

I don't have a cell phone.  Even if I did (I will get an iphone at some point, but I guarantee when I get it I will use it more to surf here than anything else.) I wouldn't want to talk to anybody.  I talk to enough people as it is.  When I did have one, I put about 4 minutes a month on it.

Karen:  Will you pick Maddie up?
Mike:   Yep.
Karen:  See you at home?
Mike:    Bye.

I mean what, am I gonna call my BFF at lunch to see what's going on?  Call my long lost Uncle Earl to catch up on my drive home?  I know!  I'll try to be the 11th caller on KS95 to try to win Miley Cyrus tickets.

*fudge*!  Don't talk to me.  'Cause I have no interest in talking to you.

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I dunno.  Maybe I'm actually more like Clive than anyone realized.
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« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2008, 11:48:43 AM »

Welcome to my club.  Your membership materials should be arriving shortly.



I use only a fraction of my minutes each month.  I DO use the cell to catch up with my folks, as I've never been that good about calling regularly.  If I'm driving a ways (highway trip) or walking the dogs around a park someplace where they don't need close supervision, I'll throw the headset on and chat with my mom or dad for a half-hour.

Other than that, *fudge* all y'all.
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« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2008, 11:50:36 AM »

You should get a cell phone so that when your progeny grows up and becomes a teenager, you won't embarrass him/her.
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« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2008, 12:16:10 PM »

Preach on brother. Checking the timer on my cell phone, I have 108:15:54 logged over the last two years. Unless I'm doing my math wrong (and I probably am) that means I average approximately 9 minutes per day on my phone. I use this phone for work and personal calls. I have a phone at my desk, but no land line at home. *fudge* talking on the phone.

My 17 year old sister in law came to visit over the weekend. I bet 10 whole minutes didn't pass the entire weekend without her talking on the phone or sending a text message.
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« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2008, 12:23:08 PM »

Preach on brother. Checking the timer on my cell phone, I have 108:15:54 logged over the last two years. Unless I'm doing my math wrong (and I probably am) that means I average approximately 9 minutes per day on my phone. I use this phone for work and personal calls. I have a phone at my desk, but no land line at home. *fudge* talking on the phone.

My 17 year old sister in law came to visit over the weekend. I bet 10 whole minutes didn't pass the entire weekend without her talking on the phone or sending a text message.

If she actually spoke on the phone rather than text'd, she's kinda way out there on the edge, or else she's not really 17. 

Or a girl.  I'd advise a chromosome smear if you can't convince her to drop trow for a brief peek.
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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2008, 12:28:28 PM »

Preach on brother. Checking the timer on my cell phone, I have 108:15:54 logged over the last two years. Unless I'm doing my math wrong (and I probably am) that means I average approximately 9 minutes per day on my phone. I use this phone for work and personal calls. I have a phone at my desk, but no land line at home. *fudge* talking on the phone.

My 17 year old sister in law came to visit over the weekend. I bet 10 whole minutes didn't pass the entire weekend without her talking on the phone or sending a text message.

If she actually spoke on the phone rather than text'd, she's kinda way out there on the edge, or else she's not really 17. 

Or a girl.  I'd advise a chromosome smear if you can't convince her to drop trow for a brief peek.

LOL


You should get a cell phone so that when your progeny grows up and becomes a teenager, you won't embarrass him/her.

Good point, although, she may well have hers before I have mine.
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« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2008, 12:36:30 PM »

My average cell phone useage per month is about 2000 minutes +/-.

I average another 2500 minutes or so on the phone from the office.

By the of the day Friday, I do not answer another phone call unless it's my wife calling me - sometimes I avoid her calls as well.  I live on the phone and email. 

While I hate the phone, I hate email worse  Devil.
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« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2008, 12:41:35 PM »

Preach on brother. Checking the timer on my cell phone, I have 108:15:54 logged over the last two years. Unless I'm doing my math wrong (and I probably am) that means I average approximately 9 minutes per day on my phone. I use this phone for work and personal calls. I have a phone at my desk, but no land line at home. *fudge* talking on the phone.

My 17 year old sister in law came to visit over the weekend. I bet 10 whole minutes didn't pass the entire weekend without her talking on the phone or sending a text message.

If she actually spoke on the phone rather than text'd, she's kinda way out there on the edge, or else she's not really 17. 

Or a girl.  I'd advise a chromosome smear if you can't convince her to drop trow for a brief peek.

The half of the phone conversations I heard typically consisted of: "Okay mom  Roll Eyes... alright mom  Roll Eyes... I won't mom  Roll Eyes... no mom  Roll Eyes... no mom  Roll Eyes... I will mom  Roll Eyes... no, I don't want to talk to... hi dad  Roll Eyes... no dad  Roll Eyes... I'm not dad  Roll Eyes... alright dad  Roll Eyes... I won't dad  Roll Eyes... no I don't want to talk to... hi again mom  Roll Eyes... no mom  Roll Eyes...."
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« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2008, 12:44:42 PM »

OK, that makes sense then.
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« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2008, 12:47:11 PM »

that means I average approximately 8.89 minutes per day on my phone.

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« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2008, 12:50:01 PM »

that means I average approximately 8.89 minutes per day on my phone.

 Devil

LMAO! 

That's like a 7.11 40!
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« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2008, 12:50:35 PM »

about 15.22 mins for me
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« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2008, 01:01:49 PM »

that means I average approximately 8.89 minutes per day on my phone.

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« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2008, 01:05:19 PM »

that means I average approximately 8.89 minutes per day on my phone.

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What about 8.E3D70A3D70A3 or 1000.11100011110101110000101000111101 ?

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« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2008, 01:11:41 PM »

that means I average approximately 8.89 minutes per day on my phone.

 Devil
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What about 8.E3D70A3D70A3 or 1000.11100011110101110000101000111101 ?



That reads like gleek to me.
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