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Thought of UB last night
« on: August 05, 2008, 04:37:37 PM »

Darla and I went and ate at an Irish pub in Downtown Disney last night. As we were leaving I saw some guy wearing a Ronaldo jersey and just had to laugh.
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Re: Thought of UB last night
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2008, 04:43:10 PM »

If you saw him, he was way too tall to be mistaken for UB.

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Re: Thought of UB last night
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2008, 04:45:23 PM »

I thought of you too Spankers.   Red Face
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Re: Thought of UB last night
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2008, 05:04:52 PM »

Is there ghey involved??
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Re: Thought of UB last night
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2008, 05:07:11 PM »

Yeah, I have this dream where I'm in a Starbucks, except everyone is wearing tie-dyed medieval garb.  Uisce rides in on a zebra-striped goat.  He hops down (well, steps off), and I can see he's dressed in a toga, and he's holding a a Croissanwich and a half-inch-drive torque wrench.  He offers me some pizza; I take a bite, he takes a bite, we chew in silence.  Then he puts the Croissanwich aside, adjusts the torque wrench, says "75 newton-meters sounds about right," then leers at me as he grabs my wrist.  And I wake up screaming.


Or I see someone in a pub who reminds me of him.  Yeah, definitely that.  Not the other thing, with the torque wrench.
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Re: Thought of UB last night
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2008, 05:26:04 PM »

Yeah, I have this dream where I'm in a Starbucks, except everyone is wearing tie-dyed medieval garb.  Uisce rides in on a zebra-striped goat.  He hops down (well, steps off), and I can see he's dressed in a toga, and he's holding a a Croissanwich and a half-inch-drive torque wrench.  He offers me some pizza; I take a bite, he takes a bite, we chew in silence.  Then he puts the Croissanwich aside, adjusts the torque wrench, says "75 newton-meters sounds about right," then leers at me as he grabs my wrist.  And I wake up screaming.


Or I see someone in a pub who reminds me of him.  Yeah, definitely that.  Not the other thing, with the torque wrench.

I guess if you're actually in a Starbucks you must be in fantasy land
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Re: Thought of UB last night
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2008, 05:44:50 PM »

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Re: Thought of UB last night
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2008, 08:34:28 PM »

Yeah, I have this dream where I'm in a Starbucks, except everyone is wearing tie-dyed medieval garb.  Uisce rides in on a zebra-striped goat.  He hops down (well, steps off), and I can see he's dressed in a toga, and he's holding a a Croissanwich and a half-inch-drive torque wrench.  He offers me some pizza; I take a bite, he takes a bite, we chew in silence.  Then he puts the Croissanwich aside, adjusts the torque wrench, says "75 newton-meters sounds about right," then leers at me as he grabs my wrist.  And I wake up screaming.


Or I see someone in a pub who reminds me of him.  Yeah, definitely that.  Not the other thing, with the torque wrench.
Your post sounds like it could be the lyrics to a 60's Dylan song.
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