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Unshocking results from Bigfoot DNA test [Follow-up to MFAWG's thread]

 
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Unshocking results from Bigfoot DNA test [Follow-up to MFAWG's thread]
« on: August 17, 2008, 01:18:25 PM »

As first reported here:

http://www.golfhos.com/topic-9293.html

And surprise, it's not Bigfoot, just rednecks having **** with an opossum I reckon.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26244241/

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PALO ALTO, California - Bigfoot remains as elusive as ever.

Results from tests on genetic material from alleged remains of one of the mythical half-ape and half-human creatures, made public at a news conference on Friday held after the claimed discovery swept the Internet, failed to prove its existence.

Its spread was fueled by a photograph of a hairy heap, bearing a close resemblance to a shaggy full-body gorilla costume, stuffed into a container resembling a refrigerator.

One of the two samples of DNA said to prove the existence of the Bigfoot came from a human and the other was 96 percent from an opossum, according to Curt Nelson, a scientist at the University of Minnesota who performed the DNA analysis.
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Re: Unshocking results from Bigfoot DNA test [Follow-up to MFAWG's thread]
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2008, 01:53:53 PM »

I guess that makes it 102 uses for road kill
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Re: Unshocking results from Bigfoot DNA test [Follow-up to MFAWG's thread]
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2008, 03:44:49 PM »

wtf is an "opossum"??

Is it some kind of Irish possum.... o'possum??
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Re: Unshocking results from Bigfoot DNA test [Follow-up to MFAWG's thread]
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2008, 07:10:53 PM »

wtf is an "opossum"??

Is it some kind of Irish possum.... o'possum??

It's the kind of Possum that lives in the Western Hemisphere, as opposed to the less evolved kind that lives in 'Stralia:

 
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Opossums probably diverged from the basic South American marsupials in the late Cretaceous or early Paleocene. A sister group is Paucituberculata (shrew opossums). They are commonly also called possums, though that term is also applied to Australian fauna of the suborder Phalangeriformes. The Virginia Opossum is the original animal named opossum. The word comes from Algonquian wapathemwa.


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Re: Unshocking results from Bigfoot DNA test [Follow-up to MFAWG's thread]
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2008, 08:10:19 PM »

OK.  So a Google images search on 'opie taylor' with safe search off is definitely not the route I should have gone on this.

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Re: Unshocking results from Bigfoot DNA test [Follow-up to MFAWG's thread]
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2008, 08:14:11 PM »

OK.  So a Google images search on 'opie taylor' with safe search off is definitely not the route I should have gone on this.

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Okay, I bit, but I ain't clickin on it, no how, no way!  Wink
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Re: Unshocking results from Bigfoot DNA test [Follow-up to MFAWG's thread]
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2008, 06:30:21 AM »

OK.  So a Google images search on 'opie taylor' with safe search off is definitely not the route I should have gone on this.

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LMAO!!

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