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Master Database of "silly funny and wasteful" Topics
« on: August 29, 2008, 02:10:47 PM »

As part of a continuing effort to improve Jules' sluggish Internet experience, it benefits us all to amass a master list of "silly funny and wasteful" topics.  When the election squats ungracefully on our hearts, perhaps one of us might visit this thread, find inspiration and a buoyed spirit, and start a damn thread to shut her up.

Possible topics meeting the "silly funny and wasteful" criteria (updated as needed):
1. Rants involving persons lacking in personal hygiene
2. Rants involving the elderly
3. Rants involving children
4. Rants involving the obese
5. Rants involving the stupid
6. Rants involving the weather
7. Rants involving our jobs
8. Rants involving negativity relating to health, physique, employment, economic status, or any other aspect of existence

Now that we've generated sufficient thread fodder for Aske, let's have some for the rest of us:

9. Gay finger-pointing
10. Allegedly straight finger-pointing that fools no one.
11. Power Rangers and who looks like one.
12. Gay Power Rangers and who looks like one.
13. Vegemite
14. Golf
14. Math
16. Kids saying the darndest things
17. Beautiful lawns and gardens in *feces*hole areas of the US
18. Family vacations
19. Asschaps, ****toys (commercial or home-made), and racy tales
20. The offense to humanity that is short people
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Re: Master Database of "silly funny and wasteful" Topics
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2008, 02:25:53 PM »

Nice job Claven!

stroh seal of approval!

I'll throw some *feces* up.
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Re: Master Database of "silly funny and wasteful" Topics
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2008, 04:10:37 PM »

Why you be dissin' us (2) old folks and (14) us golfers?
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Re: Master Database of "silly funny and wasteful" Topics
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2008, 04:15:09 PM »

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14. Golf
14. Math

Is Claven clever enough to have done this intentionally?
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« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2008, 04:16:29 PM »

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14. Golf
14. Math

Is Claven clever enough to have done this intentionally?

Missed that. Shocked
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Re: Master Database of "silly funny and wasteful" Topics
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2008, 04:35:24 PM »

9 through 12 are Claven trademarks......


just sayin'.
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« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2008, 04:45:51 PM »

As part of a continuing effort to improve Jules' sluggish Internet experience, it benefits us all to amass a master list of "silly funny and wasteful" topics.  When the election squats ungracefully on our hearts, perhaps one of us might visit this thread, find inspiration and a buoyed spirit, and start a damn thread to shut her up.

Possible topics meeting the "silly funny and wasteful" criteria (updated as needed):
1. Rants involving persons lacking in personal hygiene
2. Rants involving the elderly
3. Rants involving children
4. Rants involving the obese
5. Rants involving the stupid
6. Rants involving the weather
7. Rants involving our jobs
8. Rants involving negativity relating to health, physique, employment, economic status, or any other aspect of existence

Now that we've generated sufficient thread fodder for Aske, let's have some for the rest of us:

9. Gay finger-pointing
10. Allegedly straight finger-pointing that fools no one.
11. Power Rangers and who looks like one.
12. Gay Power Rangers and who looks like one.
13. Vegemite
14. Golf
14. Math
16. Kids saying the darndest things
17. Beautiful lawns and gardens in *feces*hole areas of the US
18. Family vacations
19. Asschaps, ****toys (commercial or home-made), and racy tales
20. The offense to humanity that is short people
21. How to use Anti Monkey Butt PowderŪ discreetly with assless chaps
22. Testicular self-examinations: How often is too often?

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« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2008, 06:05:16 PM »

23. Where in the world is TFT
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« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2008, 06:07:34 PM »

23. Where in the world is TFT

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« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2008, 06:13:59 PM »

24. Fleshlights: How to use them at work and not get caught.
25. What would the world be like if stroh is king
26. How much beer can a ho drink in 10 minutes
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« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2008, 07:10:45 PM »

As part of a continuing effort to improve Jules' sluggish Internet experience, it benefits us all to amass a master list of "silly funny and wasteful" topics.  When the election squats ungracefully on our hearts, perhaps one of us might visit this thread, find inspiration and a buoyed spirit, and start a damn thread to shut her up.

Possible topics meeting the "silly funny and wasteful" criteria (updated as needed):
1. Rants involving persons lacking in personal hygiene
2. Rants involving the elderly
3. Rants involving children
4. Rants involving the obese
5. Rants involving the stupid
6. Rants involving the weather
7. Rants involving our jobs
8. Rants involving negativity relating to health, physique, employment, economic status, or any other aspect of existence

Now that we've generated sufficient thread fodder for Aske, let's have some for the rest of us:

9. Gay finger-pointing
10. Allegedly straight finger-pointing that fools no one.
11. Power Rangers and who looks like one.
12. Gay Power Rangers and who looks like one.
13. Vegemite
14. Golf
14. Math
16. Kids saying the darndest things
17. Beautiful lawns and gardens in *feces*hole areas of the US
18. Family vacations
19. Asschaps, ****toys (commercial or home-made), and racy tales
20. The offense to humanity that is short people
21. How to use Anti Monkey Butt PowderŪ discreetly with assless chaps
22. Testicular self-examinations: How often is too often?

Gleek, while you are doing your testicular self-examines you might as well do your own breast exams too!  Grin
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« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2008, 09:17:43 PM »

Well all I can say, its about freakin time. Grin Grin Grin


Hey Clive, what is this "shut me up" business, I thought that you lot could listen to me "carry-on" for hours on end. Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2008, 10:37:27 PM »

Hey Clive, what is this "shut me up" business, I thought that you lot could listen to me "carry-on" for hours on end. Grin Grin Grin
That was back when we thought you'd be typing with an Aussie accent.
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« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2008, 11:37:09 PM »

Geez Clive, what do you think imaginations are for! Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

I sit here and read all of the posts from you fellas, with this kind of Clint Eastwood voice in my head.....................meanwhile back at the ranch, you most probably sound like Jed from the Beverly Hillbillies. Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2008, 06:50:36 AM »

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14. Golf
14. Math
Is Claven clever enough to have done this intentionally?
Missed that. Shocked
Thank you
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