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[Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
« on: October 23, 2008, 10:18:23 PM »

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...who scratched a reverse "B" into my face. Oh, wait. I mean, it's an upside-down B. Yeah. He first hung me upside-down from a tree and then scratched it onto my face. [internal monologue]*fudge*! I knew I should have gone with an "O" for Obama.[/internal monologue]


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Re: [Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2008, 10:22:43 PM »

So do you think the black eye was self-inflicted or was already there from the last time her redneck boyfriend smacked her forgetting to bring extra beer and cigarettes to the tractor pull?
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« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2008, 10:43:08 PM »

'What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?'

'Nothing, you already told her twice'.

Looks like Maybelline and some kind of readily available grooming instrument (nail file, emory board, etc.)used lightly enough not to leave a lasting scar of the BACKWARDS (as if applied in a mirror) B on her face.

Even Michelle Malkin and BillO aren't buying this one, which gets her down to Limbaugh and Hannity.

Also heard the police are requesting a polygraph, ASAP.
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Re: [Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2008, 10:34:24 AM »

KDKA comes through:

http://kdka.com/


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A Pittsburgh police commander says a volunteer for the McCain campaign who reported being robbed and attacked near a bank ATM in Bloomfield has confessed to making up the story. Police say charges will be filed. More details to follow.


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Re: [Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2008, 11:43:55 AM »

*vagina*
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Russia has invaded a sovereign neighboring state and threatens a democratic government elected by its people. Such an action is unacceptable in the 21st century.
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Re: [Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2008, 06:27:43 PM »

http://www.majhost.com/ga...luddite/Fark/b-morans.jpg  LMAO
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Russia has invaded a sovereign neighboring state and threatens a democratic government elected by its people. Such an action is unacceptable in the 21st century.
--  Chimpy McFlightsuit, CEO of Bu$hco Industries of 'Merka
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Re: [Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2008, 07:21:07 PM »


 Spit Take Rolling Laugh at you
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« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2008, 07:38:00 PM »


FTFY
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Re: [Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2008, 07:41:07 PM »

Thx!,

Love Jules.   Grin
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Re: [Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2008, 11:29:48 PM »

Why do Obama supporters hate pumpkins?

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« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2008, 05:02:35 AM »

LOL  Grin
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