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Aske
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Towed to wedding in bed
« on: October 27, 2008, 08:27:23 AM »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7692672.stm
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« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2008, 11:35:43 AM »

Guess he couldn't be dragged to the altar. So does the bed go on the honeymoon too?
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Re: Towed to wedding in bed
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2008, 11:49:17 AM »

Biggest.manboobs.evar! Disgusted
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« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2008, 01:35:19 PM »

Ladies, help us out here...

What would poses a woman to consider marrying the worlds heaviest/fattest man?? Huh?
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« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2008, 01:45:20 PM »

Ladies, help us out here...

What would poses a woman to consider marrying the worlds heaviest/fattest man?? Huh?

moobs
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Re: Towed to wedding in bed
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2008, 03:32:01 PM »

Ladies, help us out here...

What would poses a woman to consider marrying the worlds heaviest/fattest man?? Huh?

Believe it or not, some woman see beyond the outside.
He could be a lovely person, he could make her laugh, a sense of humour is very ****y. Cool Cool
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« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2008, 03:33:41 PM »

Ladies, help us out here...

What would poses a woman to consider marrying the worlds heaviest/fattest man?? Huh?

Believe it or not, some woman see beyond the outside.
He could be a lovely person, he could make her laugh, a sense of humour is very ****y. Cool Cool

Is it ****y when he rolls over and his 40 pound moob suffocates her ?
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Re: Towed to wedding in bed
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2008, 03:42:51 PM »

Ladies, help us out here...

What would poses a woman to consider marrying the worlds heaviest/fattest man?? Huh?

Believe it or not, some woman see beyond the outside.
He could be a lovely person, he could make her laugh, a sense of humour is very ****y. Cool Cool

Is it ****y when he rolls over and his 40 pound moob suffocates her ?
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That's if he can roll over without the aid of a hydraulic lift
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« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2008, 03:45:03 PM »

Aske and Twoiron, you are both "Shallow Hall's". Tongue Grin Grin
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Re: Towed to wedding in bed
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2008, 06:08:29 AM »



moobs


moob photo


You've been warned.


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« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2008, 07:22:15 AM »

that thing is bigger than my upper leg

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Re: Towed to wedding in bed
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2008, 07:25:31 AM »

Ladies, help us out here...

What would poses a woman to consider marrying the worlds heaviest/fattest man?? Huh?

Believe it or not, some woman see beyond the outside.
He could be a lovely person, he could make her him laugh, a sense of humor is very ****y. Cool Cool
it's why i have a mancrush on stroh
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« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2008, 01:38:40 PM »

Ladies, help us out here...

What would poses a woman to consider marrying the worlds heaviest/fattest man?? Huh?

Believe it or not, some woman see beyond the outside.
He could be a lovely person, he could make her him laugh, a sense of humor is very ****y. Cool Cool
it's why i have a mancrush on stroh


I so totally understand what your talking about there Seamus. Wink Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2008, 06:36:30 PM »


Not sure how much he weighed here, but some articles say he weighed in over 1200 pounds. Now they say he is on the Zone diet.
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Re: Towed to wedding in bed
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2008, 09:34:27 PM »

Holy crap! Those are some ugly drapes.
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