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Sooo, speaking of pain in the back

 
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Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« on: November 05, 2008, 02:13:21 PM »

Tomorrow I get to have a long needle, the length of my arm the diameter of stroh's fleshlights, stuck in my back to completely disqualify from ever playing professional sports ever. By this time tomorrow I will be doped up on 'roids and wondering why my voice suddenly got higher.

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Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2008, 02:19:54 PM »

Sounds like a chemical squirrel grip
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Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2008, 02:35:10 PM »




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Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2008, 02:43:59 PM »

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Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2008, 03:09:50 PM »




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I don't have to. I'm being put under for it. I get to get my drunk on at 9:00 in the morning. Wink
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Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2008, 03:14:11 PM »

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So are you having an epidural steroid injection (because you used the word needle) or are you actually having a laproscopic discectomy? (because of the size you described)
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Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2008, 03:30:20 PM »

Epidural Steroid Injection. I have no idea how big a needle or what they are going to do. They are going to knock my ass out and have their way with me. (insert random moon river reference and ghey dr pron via Clive joke here)

At least I get a day off from work.
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Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2008, 03:34:11 PM »

Good luck.  It's really a surprisingly simple procedure(I used to do them) with often great results.

You may need more than one.  Usually 3 in one year.  Nor more than three.  Studies have shown that too much of the steroid DepoMedrol can be damaging to cartilage structures elsewhere in your body.

'Sides if you ain't fixed after 3, you need more invasive treatment.
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Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2008, 04:04:09 PM »

Everyone seems to think I'll only need one. I have no damage that can be seen on the MRI.
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Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2008, 04:22:08 PM »

Epidural Steroid Injection. I have no idea how big a needle or what they are going to do. They are going to knock my ass out and have their way with me. (insert random moon river reference and ghey dr pron via Clive joke here)

At least I get a day off from work.

I hear Aliens perform the same procedure.
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Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2008, 06:13:25 PM »

Epidural? WTF? Are you going into labo(u)r?
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Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2008, 07:49:33 PM »

You will be fine, if Darla can give birth to your children, you will have no problem with a "little injection". Grin Grin   

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Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2008, 09:20:43 AM »

You will be fine, if Darla can give birth to your children, you will have no problem with a "little injection". Grin Grin 
It was "little injections" that caused those two childbirths.
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Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2008, 09:26:23 AM »

You will be fine, if Darla can give birth to your children, you will have no problem with a "little injection". Grin Grin 
It was "little injections" that caused those two childbirths.

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Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2008, 09:26:56 AM »

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