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Copulation as a spectator sport
« on: November 25, 2008, 05:30:50 PM » |
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Well, the game was a complete blowout. http://www.startribune.com/local/35084269.htmlWhile the Iowa Hawkeyes were scoring at will on the field Saturday night, two fans from the Hawkeye State also were scoring elsewhere in the Metrodome.
Police say that a man and woman were "having relations" in one of the bathroom stalls as a crowd cheered them on.
The man, 26 and from Linden, Iowa, and the woman 38 and from Carroll, Iowa, were cited for misdemeanor indecent conduct. He was released to his girlfriend and she to her husband, police said.............
.................Both were intoxicated, said Deputy Police Chief Chuck Miner.  |
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Re: Copulation as a spectator sport
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2008, 05:43:46 PM » |
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yet joining the mile hile club isn't a crime??
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stroh
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Re: Copulation as a spectator sport
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2008, 05:54:27 PM » |
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Oh! Having relations! I just love having relations.  |
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Re: Copulation as a spectator sport
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2008, 06:07:06 PM » |
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What is it about Minnesota and public restrooms? You now have to wonder what percentage of native Minnesotans are conceived in toilet stalls (although obviously not every type of "encounter" that occurs in a Minnesota public restroom meets the "biological requirements" for conception).
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Woman, open the door, don't let it sting. I wanna breathe that fire again.
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stroh
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Re: Copulation as a spectator sport
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2008, 06:09:22 PM » |
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 LMAO. Hey, I'm from Florida. Although I can neither confirm nor deny that I was conceived in a bathroom.
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Re: Copulation as a spectator sport
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2008, 06:11:02 PM » |
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I wonder if she is still his girlfriend.
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Re: Copulation as a spectator sport
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2008, 06:26:47 PM » |
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Re: Copulation as a spectator sport
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2008, 06:28:56 PM » |
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What is it about Minnesota and public restrooms? You now have to wonder what percentage of native Minnesotans are conceived in toilet stalls (although obviously not every type of "encounter" that occurs in a Minnesota public restroom meets the "biological requirements" for conception).
0. It's just everyone not from here that seem to "love" our public restrooms. Or maybe just from States that begin with the letter "I". |
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Re: Copulation as a spectator sport
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2008, 06:34:44 PM » |
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What is it about Minnesota and public restrooms? You now have to wonder what percentage of native Minnesotans are conceived in toilet stalls (although obviously not every type of "encounter" that occurs in a Minnesota public restroom meets the "biological requirements" for conception).
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Re: Copulation as a spectator sport
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2008, 02:56:49 AM » |
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yet joining the mile hile club isn't a crime?? At times, the Luftwaffe was surprisingly progressive. |
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Re: Copulation as a spectator sport
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2008, 06:05:33 AM » |
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I wonder if she is still his girlfriend.
or his mother |
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Re: Copulation as a spectator sport
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2008, 12:12:16 PM » |
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So you have bogans in Minnesota as well.  |
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The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
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Re: Copulation as a spectator sport
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2008, 12:51:06 PM » |
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So you have bogans in Minnesota as well. Clarification for CONUS: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogan |
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Re: Copulation as a spectator sport
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2008, 02:45:41 PM » |
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A security guard came upon the scene in the handicapped stall, police said. Police were summoned, and they separated the two. ... undoubtedly with a fire hose. |
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Re: Copulation as a spectator sport
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2008, 07:27:49 PM » |
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