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Teeth Cleaning Etiquette
« on: December 28, 2008, 07:38:06 PM »

I scheduled my semi-annual dental exam and teeth cleaning for 23 DEC.  Ignoring my genius at avoiding pre-holiday scheduling conflicts ...  So I'm lying in the chair, reclined so far that I was inverted --


-- and it takes a while, what with the picking, the scraping, the polishing, re-tightening the restraints, and all.  I realized I was staring at the ceiling, then I caught a glimpse of the reflection of the "field" in the hygienist's welder's mask.  So then I wanted to watch the action in that reflection.  But then I thought she'd think I was looking at her face -- it's not like I could easily say, "Hey, I'm just checking out what you're doing in there; don't mind me."  Well, I could, but it'd come out, "FALRLGALGHLAGLHALRRGLAG!" accompanied by a knowing eyebrow pop.  And that would merely lead to more restraint tightening and sedatives.

Then suddenly I had the urge to stare at the hygienist.  Not because she was hot (which she is, BTW), but just because I started wondering where exactly one IS supposed to be looking during the ordeal.

FWIW, I ended up telling her about the reflection thingie and watching the cleaning.
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« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2008, 08:06:23 PM »

I have a bridge that the dentist can't seem to figure out the right angle to floss around and will invariably cause the gums surrounding it to bleed. I figure after three or four forced attempts to get the floss through, you should probably figure out the soft tissue isn't going to quite yield enough, without the need for a graft. But what do I know, I didn't go to dental school?

He has two hygienists/assistants/whatever the hell those people like to be called- one hot, one not so much. But his office manager is very attractive.

That's all I have to add. Shutting up and going away.
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« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2008, 09:44:22 PM »

You should have given her a Blader Industries vaginal  brouchure insertion.
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Re: Teeth Cleaning Etiquette
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2008, 05:30:25 AM »

Dentist?
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Re: Teeth Cleaning Etiquette
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2008, 06:52:55 AM »

I struggle with this all the time at the dentist.  I usely end up just looking at the ceiling or out the window.  Each dental chair has its own room with a patio like thing outside a window.  Staring at the hygenist feels weird with them all up in my grill. 
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Re: Teeth Cleaning Etiquette
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2008, 06:58:41 AM »

I have no morals. I look.
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« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2008, 09:26:29 AM »

... then I caught a glimpse of the reflection of the "field" in the hygienist's welder's mask.
It bears mention that I was talking about the field of dental work.  I did not mean it in the decolletage sense.  NTTAWWT.
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« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2008, 09:35:46 AM »

... then I caught a glimpse of the reflection of the "field" in the hygienist's welder's mask.
It bears mention that I was talking about the field of dental work.  I did not mean it in the decolletage sense.  NTTAWWT.

Thanks for the clarification.  I had assumed it meant a straight shot at her righteous melons.
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« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2008, 10:28:55 AM »

I must be a weirdo, I just close my eyes.  Makes the experience less unpleasant all around $0.02
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« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2008, 11:47:45 AM »

I forgot to mention- my dentist gives you some of those humongous old-people sunglasses to wear, under the guise of shielding your eyes from the bright light and keeping random debris from flying into them. I think it's just so no one has to feel uncomfortable over you staring at the hygienist's rack.
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« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2008, 11:54:25 AM »

I'm always conflicted.

The hygenists rack, while lovely, belongs to a friend of mine, who is married to yet another friend of mine.  I do my best to look elsewhere  Wink

As for peering into their eyes for the entire procedure - yep, I'd have had to explain myself too.  Although that was probably too late, as she already got that creepy feeling off you 1 minute into the procedure.

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« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2008, 01:50:56 PM »

Yeah, I guess it didn't help that I wolfed down a box of Milk Duds on the drive over.

I also neglected to mention that she's about eight months pregnant.  At one point, I definitely felt something kick the top of my head.  Could've been a stupid breast trick, though.
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« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2008, 03:26:47 PM »

Yeah, I guess it didn't help that I wolfed down a box of Milk Duds on the drive over.

I also neglected to mention that she's about eight months pregnant.  At one point, I definitely felt something kick the top of my head.  Could've been a stupid breast trick, though.

preggers are sooo hot.  Cheesy
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Re: Teeth Cleaning Etiquette
« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2008, 04:31:55 PM »

General Rule of Thumb:

If one is presented with jugs in one's face, through no fault of one's own, the one is entitled to stare
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« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2008, 09:47:58 PM »

Speaking of rack, does anybody watch Deal or No Deal? 64 of the most perfectly augmented mammaries on television.
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