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Bachelor life
« on: January 06, 2007, 08:53:13 AM »

I just dropped Laura off at her friend's place and they are headed to Palm Springs (CA) for a week. It's just Monte and me until next Saturday. Just to warn you guys (and gals) I won't be wearing pants for the majority of the next week, except for work (lousy dress code). Not to worry, though, both hands will be firmly on the keyboard. Unless, of course, one of them is holding my cocktail. Cheers.  Drinking
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Re: Bachelor life
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2007, 08:56:18 AM »

Wife goes out of town leaving you alone with the dog and you immediately take off your trousers?   Huh? Shocked Hump











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Re: Bachelor life
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2007, 09:01:43 AM »

 Disgusted Sad


One other thing to note, I will be peeing with the door open for the next 7 days.
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Re: Bachelor life
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2007, 09:21:59 AM »

Wife goes out of town leaving you alone with the dog and you immediately take off your trousers?   Huh? Shocked Hump



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Re: Bachelor life
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2007, 09:46:18 AM »

 Grin Damn, why couldn't she go out of town while you were still able to play golf!


Have fun Laura! Cool

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Re: Bachelor life
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2007, 09:49:00 AM »

Disgusted Sad


One other thing to note, I will be peeing with the door open for the next 7 days.
...and you get to leave the lid up!
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Re: Bachelor life
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2007, 10:07:40 AM »

Disgusted Sad


One other thing to note, I will be peeing with the door open for the next 7 days.


cam*trollop* ?
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Re: Bachelor life
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2007, 11:06:53 AM »

Excellent! Cheers

What does the menu look like this week?
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Re: Bachelor life
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2007, 11:08:47 AM »

Excellent! Cheers

What does the menu look like this week?

Let's just say the microwave is on high alert.
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Re: Bachelor life
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2007, 03:54:56 PM »

Unless, of course, one of them is holding my cock......tail.
You set it up, so I assumed you wanted someone to knock it down.
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Re: Bachelor life
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2007, 03:56:18 PM »

Unless, of course, one of them is holding my cock......tail.
You set it up, so I assumed you wanted someone to knock it down.

Yeah, I'm surprised it took so long.
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Re: Bachelor life
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2007, 05:26:17 PM »

Hot dogs, Mac. and Cheese, Pizza rotation.

Although, with you, why do I suspect it will be some sort of rosemary chicken, dill tilapia, feta artichoke fiesta?
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Re: Bachelor life
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2007, 05:29:10 PM »

Hot dogs, Mac. and Cheese, Pizza rotation.

Although, with you, why do I suspect it will be some sort of rosemary chicken, dill tilapia, feta artichoke fiesta?

Too hard to make that kind of stuff for one. I had nachos tonight.
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Re: Bachelor life
« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2007, 05:50:29 PM »

Hot dogs, Mac. and Cheese, Pizza rotation.

Although, with you, why do I suspect it will be some sort of rosemary chicken, dill tilapia, feta artichoke fiesta?
That's what I do when I have a bachelor weekend. I eat all the stuff the wife won't eat. Usually lamb chops and veal all week.
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Re: Bachelor life
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2007, 06:04:52 PM »

http://www.angelfire.com/.../purplepaul/pantsapp.html
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