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Fill in the blank of the Day...
« on: January 08, 2007, 03:54:19 PM »

How many Domain owners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




Funniest might get a karma.

Or a nut kicketh.





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Re: Fill in the blank of the Day...
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2007, 04:09:06 PM »

1 Aske. Wink
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Re: Fill in the blank of the Day...
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2007, 04:11:53 PM »

HHmmm.  I really don't know enough about the internets to say something funny.  Huh?
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Re: Fill in the blank of the Day...
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2007, 04:32:39 PM »

none... they don't have lights... they work in the dark.. especially the really creepy domain owners.....
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Re: Fill in the blank of the Day...
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2007, 04:37:45 PM »

Unknown.

It's someone else's job.

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Re: Fill in the blank of the Day...
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2007, 04:40:13 PM »

Only one, but it's hard to do when the computer is buried under free towels, ball markers, and gametrack scorebooks.
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Re: Fill in the blank of the Day...
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2007, 05:43:53 PM »

How many Domain owners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, and we anticipate that it'll be screwed in sometime in February.  Thanks again for your patience.
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Re: Fill in the blank of the Day...
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2007, 05:45:14 PM »

One, but since he's moved and gotten a different job he really doesn't have time to do it, so he'll appoint a crew of moderators to take over lightbulb screwing duties.
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Re: Fill in the blank of the Day...
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2007, 05:47:35 PM »

You dudes are getting the cart before the horse.  We haven't even "leaked" that there will be a big announcement, which may or may not be light bulb changing.
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Re: Fill in the blank of the Day...
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2007, 05:54:34 PM »

Ugh, may have to end this one early, I only have so much karma to go round.



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Re: Fill in the blank of the Day...
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2007, 06:27:56 PM »

One to let the lightbulb bleed out on the ER floor.

One to flame the "lihgtblub" for its spelling.

One to see how many McDonalds around the world it can take the lightbulb to eat.

One to dub the lightbulb "USGA" even though every *goshdarn* time the lightbulb posts in response to a rules question, it gets it wrong.

One to preach temperance to the lightbulb until the good parts of the lightbulb fall off and go elsewhere.

One to blame the lightbulb's darkness on Islam and the ignorant savages who follow it.

One to call the people who screw in light blubs "useful idiots"........ Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Devil Devil Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

One to bleat about how the lightbulb fails to take personal responsibility for its darkness.

One to bleat that the lightbulb's parents are to blame for relying on the domain owner to raise it instead of doing the job themselves.

One to remind others that no matter how dark it is now, it was even darker when your boy Clinton was in office.

One to post a pr÷˝ographic picture of the lightbulb, then feign innocence when busted.

Three to complain about the moderation of the lightbulb.

And one to ignore it and let it lapse.



How many is that?
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Re: Fill in the blank of the Day...
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2007, 08:12:32 PM »

How many is that?

Too many, competition closed.

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karma x 4 to be dished.

Tomorrow's fill in the blank..... 

If a domain were switched off in the middle of the woods, would any of the dumbass bears notice?

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Re: Fill in the blank of the Day...
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2007, 08:15:09 PM »

only if they were catholic

or popes, something like that.........
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Re: Fill in the blank of the Day...
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2007, 09:08:45 PM »

How many Domain owners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A host.






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Re: Fill in the blank of the Day...
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2007, 07:08:15 AM »

How many Domain owners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




Funniest might get a karma.

Or a nut kicketh.





Then shut up and go away. You're serving no purpose here.

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And I took that constructive criticism and fixed the problem sufficiently. He still wants to whine like a little brat, so he's useless in this thread.

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