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Dammit!!!
« on: January 11, 2007, 02:48:15 PM »

Now that I've warmed up a bit I'll share my lunch story.

Went out to my car which had maybe 4-5 inches of snow on it.  Carefully swept the snow away from the join between the door and the body of the car and opened the door.  No problemo. 

Grabbed my scraper/brush from the passenger floorboard and that's when genius struck.  I thought I'd start the car and warm it up.  Turns out I'd left the wipers on delay and right when I was backing out with the back of my neck exposed they made a pass and dumped a cubic foot of fresh Utah powder down the back of my shirt.   Undecided Sad

I've been shivering for three solid hours.   Bricks
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« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2007, 02:50:46 PM »

libruls always looking for the easy way out .   
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« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2007, 03:03:57 PM »

I don't think I've ever seen an adult exit a vehicle ass-first.
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« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2007, 03:06:13 PM »

Don't be such a baby. At least it was fresh. Think about how bad it would have been had it been crusty and yellow. I'm just sayin'.
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« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2007, 03:09:14 PM »

I don't think I've ever seen an adult exit a vehicle ass-first.

Who you calling adult?
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« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2007, 03:09:41 PM »

Don't be such a baby. At least it was fresh. Think about how bad it would have been had it been crusty and yellow. I'm just sayin'.

Who you calling a baby?
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« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2007, 03:13:38 PM »

Should have nuked it from orbit.

It's the only way to be safe.
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« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2007, 03:15:14 PM »

Don't be such a baby. At least it was fresh. Think about how bad it would have been had it been crusty and yellow. I'm just sayin'.

Who you calling a baby?

I live in Idaho. We're in this winter thing together. Grin
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« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2007, 03:16:59 PM »

Don't be such a baby. At least it was fresh. Think about how bad it would have been had it been crusty and yellow. I'm just sayin'.

Who you calling a baby?

I live in Idaho. We're in this winter thing together. Grin

Must be cold up your way today.  North wind here and it's nasty full of flakey things.
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« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2007, 03:18:04 PM »

28* is the high today. Very sunny though.
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« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2007, 03:19:20 PM »

64 outside now.

Ice storms coming tomorrow.

Stupid weather.
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« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2007, 04:24:37 PM »

what is this "snow" you speak of ? Snow
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« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2007, 04:34:04 PM »

LOL. If I had a dollar for every time I've done that, well let's just say I wouldn't have to worry about paying for my next bucket of balls in the spring.
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« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2007, 05:40:57 PM »

I can only imagine what that's like..... actually no I can't... it doesn't snow here Wink
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« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2007, 07:16:58 PM »

what is this "snow" you speak of ? Snow

Smite.

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