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« on: February 14, 2007, 08:13:52 AM »

Mrs Blader just called on the private line, suggesting we "do lunch" today.

We'll be over at a cool restaurant that has a pirate ship motif and is next to a 4 star luxury hotel that happens to offer an hourly rate if you know the right thing to say at check-in.

You guys are probably so envious to hear this, that you'd want to smite me, right?

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Re: VD Plans
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2007, 08:15:44 AM »

You have exceeded you daily available smite for this member.  Smite another? Y/N?

Sorry dude.  You had it coming too.  Unlike after lunch.
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Re: VD Plans
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2007, 08:17:52 AM »

There is always tomorrow.

Rome wasn't built in a day.
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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2007, 08:18:12 AM »

Yeah I can't smite you again for another 22 hours and 15 minutes.  I have set a timely reminder to myself so don't worry.
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Re: VD Plans
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2007, 08:19:30 AM »

vd for vd?
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Re: VD Plans
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2007, 08:29:10 AM »

Mrs Blader just called on the private line, suggesting we "do lunch" today.

We'll be over at a cool restaurant that has a pirate ship motif and is next to a 4 star luxury hotel that happens to offer an hourly rate if you know the right thing to say at check-in.

You guys are probably so envious to hear this, that you'd want to smite me, right?



An hour? Really? You truly are a legend and I would like to toss karma in your general direction.

But I'll smite your ass because my wife is ill right now and "doing lunch" is the last thing on her mind.
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Re: VD Plans
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2007, 08:56:20 AM »

Mrs Blader just called on the private line, suggesting we "do lunch" today.

We'll be over at a cool restaurant that has a pirate ship motif and is next to a 4 star luxury hotel that happens to offer an hourly rate if you know the right thing to say at check-in.

You guys are probably so envious to hear this, that you'd want to smite me, right?



An hour? Really? You truly are a legend and I would like to toss karma in your general direction.

But I'll smite your ass because my wife is ill right now and "doing lunch" is the last thing on her mind.

Bless you.

Smite me early and often, please.
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Re: VD Plans
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2007, 09:14:12 AM »

They make you cook your own *goshdarn* food at that god damn place. I mean, what woman wants to cook her own food on VD? She'll smite you for this.
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Re: VD Plans
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2007, 10:03:31 AM »

You guys are probably so envious to hear this, that you'd want to smite me, right?

+1 me, -1 you. Wink Grin
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Re: VD Plans
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2007, 10:27:09 AM »


next to a 4 star luxury hotel that happens to offer an hourly rate.....


Do you have to pay for the whole hour???

 Roll Eyes Wink
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Re: VD Plans
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2007, 10:55:06 AM »


next to a 4 star luxury hotel that happens to offer an hourly rate.....


Do you have to pay for the whole hour???

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Re: VD Plans
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2007, 12:26:20 PM »

Oooohhhhhh Blader, did you and Mrs Blader indulge in "Bonobo pr÷˝"!!!!!!!! Devil Devil Devil
Maybe Magde, joined you two for a threesome!!!!!! Devil Devil Devil Devil
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« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2007, 01:17:15 PM »

Playbonobo is art, leisure, culture, opinion and analysis

It is NOT pr÷˝

We're even thinking about opening up a series of Bonobo gentlemen's clubs...its just that real estate near major urban zoo's has gotten ridiculously expensive.

Anyway, visionaries like myself are used to this ridicule and criticism, but would prefer it also comes with a few smites, if possible.
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Re: VD Plans
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2007, 01:25:24 PM »

Mrs Blader just called on the private line, suggesting we "do lunch" today.

We'll be over at a cool restaurant that has a pirate ship motif and is next to a 4 star luxury hotel that happens to offer an hourly rate if you know the right thing to say at check-in.

You guys are probably so envious to hear this, that you'd want to smite me, right?



An hour? Really? You truly are a legend and I would like to toss karma in your general direction.

You have to account for the post-coital nap.
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Re: VD Plans
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2007, 01:26:51 PM »

Mrs Blader just called on the private line, suggesting we "do lunch" today.

We'll be over at a cool restaurant that has a pirate ship motif and is next to a 4 star luxury hotel that happens to offer an hourly rate if you know the right thing to say at check-in.

You guys are probably so envious to hear this, that you'd want to smite me, right?



An hour? Really? You truly are a legend and I would like to toss karma in your general direction.

You have to account for the post-coital nap.
He needs a 56 minute nap afterwards? (I am accounting for foreplay here.)
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