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That's "Your Eminence" If you Please
« on: February 16, 2007, 08:52:26 PM »

So my little brother is getting married and he thought it might be kind of cool if I performed the ceremony (note: he hasn't cleared this with his fiance, so it's not likely to happen, but still...). So this evening I became an ordained minister of the Church of Spiritual Humanism. I am now legally allowed to perform marriage ceremonies, funerals, etc.

You may now refer to me as "your eminence." I will also accept "your holiness," or in more casual conversations, "padre" will be fine.

Go in peace my children.
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« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2007, 08:56:11 PM »

Standard tax dodge #17.   Typical lib.   Roll Eyes

Congrats to the bro.   Cheers
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« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2007, 08:56:49 PM »

How did you become ordained?Huh?Huh?.....................What over the internet!!!!! Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2007, 09:01:14 PM »

Kiss my ring.
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« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2007, 09:04:12 PM »

You can have that bleached.

In case you were wondering.
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« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2007, 09:20:55 PM »

Congrats to your brother!
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« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2007, 09:24:56 PM »

Yes your excellency....




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« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2007, 09:26:03 PM »

btw Congrats to your brother!!
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« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2007, 09:51:07 PM »

So my little brother is getting married and he thought it might be kind of cool if I performed the ceremony (note: he hasn't cleared this with his fiance, so it's not likely to happen, but still...). So this evening I became an ordained minister of the Church of Spiritual Humanism. I am now legally allowed to perform marriage ceremonies, funerals, etc.

You may now refer to me as "your eminence." I will also accept "your holiness," or in more casual conversations, "padre" will be fine.

Go in peace my children.
Heathen...I've been ordained here for about 3 years.  I've to do anything with it as yet, I am still waiting for my calling.
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« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2007, 09:52:53 PM »

So my little brother is getting married and he thought it might be kind of cool if I performed the ceremony (note: he hasn't cleared this with his fiance, so it's not likely to happen, but still...). So this evening I became an ordained minister of the Church of Spiritual Humanism. I am now legally allowed to perform marriage ceremonies, funerals, etc.

You may now refer to me as "your eminence." I will also accept "your holiness," or in more casual conversations, "padre" will be fine.

Go in peace my children.
Heathen...I've been ordained here for about 3 years.  I've to do anything with it as yet, I am still waiting for my calling.

Ah, a fellow man of the cloth. Peace be upon you brother.
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« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2007, 09:54:58 PM »

So my little brother is getting married and he thought it might be kind of cool if I performed the ceremony (note: he hasn't cleared this with his fiance, so it's not likely to happen, but still...).

Are same-**** marriages legal in Utah?

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« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2007, 09:55:35 PM »

So my little brother is getting married and he thought it might be kind of cool if I performed the ceremony (note: he hasn't cleared this with his fiance, so it's not likely to happen, but still...). So this evening I became an ordained minister of the Church of Spiritual Humanism. I am now legally allowed to perform marriage ceremonies, funerals, etc.

You may now refer to me as "your eminence." I will also accept "your holiness," or in more casual conversations, "padre" will be fine.

Go in peace my children.
Heathen...I've been ordained here for about 3 years.  I've to do anything with it as yet, I am still waiting for my calling.

Ah, a fellow man of the cloth. Peace be upon you brother.
Umm Amen Huh?
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« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2007, 09:57:19 PM »

So my little brother is getting married and he thought it might be kind of cool if I performed the ceremony (note: he hasn't cleared this with his fiance, so it's not likely to happen, but still...).

Are same-**** marriages legal in Utah?

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« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2007, 10:17:10 PM »

So my little brother is getting married and he thought it might be kind of cool if I performed the ceremony (note: he hasn't cleared this with his fiance, so it's not likely to happen, but still...).

Are same-**** marriages legal in Utah?

RollingRollingRolling
So I forgot an 'e'

Excuuuussee me.



Just funnin' with ya, spaceag.
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« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2007, 10:19:02 PM »

So my little brother is getting married and he thought it might be kind of cool if I performed the ceremony (note: he hasn't cleared this with his fiance, so it's not likely to happen, but still...).

Are same-**** marriages legal in Utah?

RollingRollingRolling
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Just funnin' with ya, spaceag.

I know. Otherwise I wouldn't have dusted off the white suit.
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