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pr0n is bad for your health
« on: February 21, 2007, 06:16:48 AM » |
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stroh
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Re: pr0n is bad for your health
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2007, 06:35:39 AM » |
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Save the cheerleader, save the world.
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hatethisgame
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Re: pr0n is bad for your health
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2007, 06:38:05 AM » |
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3 foot long sword. How apropos.
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Re: pr0n is bad for your health
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2007, 06:54:06 AM » |
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'39-year-old James Van Iveren has been charged with Criminal Damage to Property and Trespassing.'
Care in the community.
Nice message.
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gleek
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Re: pr0n is bad for your health
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2007, 07:24:18 AM » |
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I guess there's no good samaritan law in Milwaukee. Van Iveren was trying to save Stieghorst from the unholy acts about to be afflicted on his peen0r.
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Re: pr0n is bad for your health
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2007, 09:37:35 AM » |
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Here's a followup article with more details. Weird. Man mistakes pröñ DVD as woman's cries for help http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=568400 |
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Re: pr0n is bad for your health
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2007, 09:50:35 AM » |
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Why is anyone actually pressing charges? You'd think the DVD viewer would be eager to have everything swept under the rug, rather than his being called as a witness in open court and walked through every excruciating detail of his specific actions preceding the unannounced intrusion.
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Re: pr0n is bad for your health
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2007, 11:12:28 AM » |
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Clive, maybe they have a "Brittney" complex.  |
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Re: pr0n is bad for your health
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2007, 11:17:26 AM » |
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Geez. Buy a freakin' hearing aid.
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stroh
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Re: pr0n is bad for your health
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2007, 11:34:23 AM » |
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Clive, maybe they have a "Brittney" complex. Apparently the both heard: " Hit me baby, one more time". |
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Clive
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Re: pr0n is bad for your health
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2007, 11:38:02 AM » |
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Well, I'm just thinking that the reasonableness of Sword Dude's walking through the apartment, looking for the rape victim, would require asking Pron Dude about his state of undress and, um, turgidity at the time Sword Dude burst in. If it looked like Pron Dude was having **** ...
No matter what, it's gonna be pretty embarrassing for Pron Dude.
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stroh
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Re: pr0n is bad for your health
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2007, 12:18:42 PM » |
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Well, I'm just thinking that the reasonableness of Sword Dude's walking through the apartment, looking for the rape victim, would require asking Pron Dude about his state of undress and, um, turgidity at the time Sword Dude burst in. If it looked like Pron Dude was having **** ...
No matter what, it's gonna be pretty embarrassing for Pron Dude.
I agree. Seems strange to me. Mr. Stieghorst, can you identify this as your copies of On Golden Blonde, and Mad Max: Beyond Thunderbone?Defense calls Mr. James Van Iveren |
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Jules
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Re: pr0n is bad for your health
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2007, 12:22:10 PM » |
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Maybe, there is "bad blood", between the two neighbours!!!!!  This is their way of "pay-back"!!!!! |
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TFT
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Re: pr0n is bad for your health
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2007, 04:49:26 PM » |
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'For his effort, Van Iveren was charged with criminal trespass while using a dangerous weapon, criminal damage to property while using a dangerous weapon and disorderly conduct while using a dangerous weapon'
So, he was using a dangerous weapon then?
Maybe that fits the DVD watching guy too.
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stegerman
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Re: pr0n is bad for your health
« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2007, 06:33:24 PM » |
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"Is that a sword in your hand or are you just happy to see me?" I hope they give him a stiff penalty.  |
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