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My smart ass wife
« on: March 09, 2007, 11:28:49 AM »

Laura packs me a lunch most days. She does this because she knows if she doesn't I will either go spend $7-8 on something unhealthy or I will just not eat at all.

Today, I open my lunch and am overjoyed to find that I'm having leftover lasagna for the third day in a row. Woohoo! Under the container I find a note that reads:

"I am so very sorry about lasagna for 3 days in a row. Have a great day at work and I will try to have a great day skiing. Love Laura."
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Re: My smart ass wife
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2007, 11:33:47 AM »

 Grin

I can just imagine after her getting ready for the ski trip thinking, oh *feces*, I forgot spacey's lunch.....I think there's some lasagna left.

FWIW, I would love to have my wife pack my lunch.
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Re: My smart ass wife
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2007, 11:43:58 AM »

Grin
FWIW, I would love to have my wife pack my lunch.
Yeah...quit yer whinin'!
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Re: My smart ass wife
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2007, 11:53:28 AM »

Love the lasagna.  I'd eat in 12 days in a row.

At least it's a bit gloomy out today.  You'd really be down if she had 30 degrees, a foot of new snow and not a cloud in the sky.
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Re: My smart ass wife
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2007, 12:11:15 PM »

At least she said she was sorry! Grin  The skiing remark was like twisting the knife wasn't it?
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Re: My smart ass wife
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2007, 02:32:54 PM »

Spacey, just be happy that she packs your lunch!!!!!

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Re: My smart ass wife
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2007, 02:45:36 PM »

spacey, you should be more of a man, and throw that lasagna across the kitchen floor, and throw the broom on top of it.  Tell her if she doesn't figure it out quick, you can get two or three more wives to teach her a little servitude.

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Re: My smart ass wife
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2007, 02:46:51 PM »

spacey, you should be more of a man, and throw that lasagna across the kitchen floor, and throw the broom on top of it.  Tell her if she doesn't figure it out quick, you can get two or three more wives to teach her a little servitude.



lol!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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Re: My smart ass wife
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2007, 02:49:12 PM »

 Grin
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Re: My smart ass wife
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2007, 02:49:53 PM »

Where has the love gone??? To ski she said? Devil
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Re: My smart ass wife
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2007, 03:06:03 PM »

At least she thought of you. Wink
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Re: My smart ass wife
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2007, 04:09:05 PM »

Ha! Lucky bastard! My wife asks me why I didn't make her lunch after I made the boy's lunches.
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Re: My smart ass wife
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2007, 04:15:03 PM »

My wife asks me why I didn't make her lunch after I made the boy's lunches.

*stifling giggle* Cheesy
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Re: My smart ass wife
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2007, 04:43:04 PM »

My wife reminds me that she bought a bunch of Lean Cuisines and Smart Ones frozen dinners because the store was running a good special and that I should take some to work for lunch. Disgusted

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« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2007, 05:00:40 PM »

My wife reminds me that she bought a bunch of Lean Cuisines and Smart Ones frozen dinners because the store was running a good special and that I should take some to work for lunch. Disgusted



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